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Tyrese Maxey is Just a Superstar Now and Alex Sarr Might Be Sick With It

Decided to tap into the Philadelphia Sixers—one of the final remaining undefeated ball clubs. Paul George recently had knee surgery. Jared McCain injured day one of training camp. Joel Embiid, on a minutes restriction—Jennette McCurdy’s ex to spell. This team should be sharing an under-the-stairs basement bedroom with the Brooklyn Nets. On Monday night, Philadelphia […]

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NFL Week 8 Awards

I’ll be honest, a looooot of dogshit football this week. Every year I forgot the brutality and cost of this enterprise, where, by week 8, you’re mostly watching minor leaguers try, with all their might, to stop the few remaining true superstars still standing. Like, why did I just watch Andy Dalton play football in […]

“Skate on the demo like Vladimir Tarasenko”, Gabe ‘Nandez Leaves Earth on Sortilège

“Skate on the demo like Vladimir Tarasenko/ Need a ballerina to tweak like Valentina Shevchenko”, haunts Gabe Nandez over a crime jazz beat produced by Preservation to open Bascinet, easily one of the best rap records of the year. Gabe Nandez delivers proverbs, axioms, with hypnotizing flashes of introcate multisyllabic rhymes. “Stacking my medals like […]

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10 Genius, Correct and Galaxy-Brained Predictions For The 2025-2026 NBA Season

The 2025-26 NBA season starts this week. Can the Oklahoma City Thunder become back-to-back champions? Will Nikola Jokic win another MVP? Is this LeBron James’s last NBA season? Will Victor Wembanyama dominate? Probably. Let’s make predictions based on out-of-context historical precedents, random coincidences, hunches, women’s intuition, delusions of grandeur and dreams provided by marijuana leaves. […]

2025 NYC Mayoral Showdown

This is an edition of the newsletter Let’s Get This Dread, in which the columnist weighs in on hot topics in culture. Sign up here to get it in your inbox. Next month, NYC will have a new king of rats. Who can follow in the footsteps of the great Mike Bloomberg, one of the wealthiest […]

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NFL

I Wish That Didn’t Happen

The New York Giants are 79-132 since winning the Super Bowl in 2011. Then Eli Manning began to melt upon making eye contact with pass rushers. Odell Beckham Jr refused to visit a mental health specialist. Daniel Jones routinely visiting a spine specialist. Ben McAdoo fired. Pat Shurmur fired. Joe Judge fired. Saquon Barkley moving […]

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