Journalism used to be unbiased investigations into the truth but NBA journalism is all about cozying up to execs or players in order to be the first ones to tell us about a random G-Leaguer getting a 10-day contract or intentionally devaluing a player with ‘rumors’ of personal issues or whatever nonsense is needed to […]
No one enjoys going into a job and being compared to one of the greatest ever. It puts an unearthly level of pressure on someone. One time I started a busboy job and on the first day, the staff kept telling me stories about how talented Andre was—the busboy who held it down before me. […]
This morning, I checked the most recent MVP odds and was shocked to see Tua Tagovailoa with the second-best odds behind Patrick Mahomes. Sure, the Miami Dolphins are leading the league with 498 yards a game (with the second-best offense averaging literally 100 fewer yards) and sure, the Dolphins are 5-1 and look like one […]
Welcome to Deadseriousness Wrestling Power Rankings where we see who are the top wrestlers in the world this week. This is the first ever Deadseriousness Wrestling Power Ranking. Let me know if you guys enjoy it. Keep An Eye on Them 25. Dragon Lee 24. Miro 23. Nick Aldis 22. Logan Paul 21. Tiffany […]
This Taylor Swift Eras Tour movie is a big deal to a lot of people. Personally, it feels like Taylor Swift makes music for people who have never experienced trauma. Taylor Swift’s music is for people whose worst day was when their car ran out of gas and they cried in their driver’s seat on […]
For my entire life as a New York Knicks fan, this team has been trash. I was too young to have any real memories of Michael Jordan dog walking John Starks and them. My first real memory as an active, cognisant fan was the 2004-05 season when they traded for Jamal Crawford and put him […]
In Game 2 of the NLDS, the Atlanta Braves beat the Philadelphia Phillies 5-4 thanks to a baserunning mistake by Phillies outfielder, Bryce Harper, who made a baserunning error getting caught between first and second base for the final out of the game after Nick Castelonnos hit one to the moon and Braves outfielder, Michael […]
We’re 6 weeks into the NFL season. Like, it’s going to be over soon and it feels like it’s only the beginning. Shrug. That’s life. Time marches on. Our bodies decay and the world keeps spinning. That was dark. I have to stop watching the news. Let me chill and make fun of some football […]
The NBA is a league driven by storylines and narratives so let’s talk about the Western Conference storylines we’ll be waterboarded with when the 2023-24 season starts. Here are the 18 biggest Western Conference Storylines heading into the year: 1. LeBron Year 21 LeBron James was drafted in 2003. Tracy McGrady led the league […]
As a lifelong Yankees fan, it typically infuriates me to see any other team from the American League East experience any level of success but the 2023 Baltimore Orioles were special. The 2023 Baltimore Orioles finished with a 101- 61 record. It was the first 100-win season for this franchise since 1980 thanks to a […]
The Minnesota Vikings have lost 4 of their first 5 games this season and with their star wide receiver Justin Jefferson on the injured reserve, it would make sense to start preparing for a Kirk Cousins trade—especially considering this is the final year of his contract. Get some assets and set yourself up for a […]
The New York Giants lost. Again. This time to the Miami Dolphins in Florida. It wasn’t nearly as embarrassing as the Monday night stomping by the Seahawks but Daniel Jones went out with an injury so yea, this might be the final takeaways article of the year. There is truly nothing left to look forward […]
This is the worst part of the WWE calendar. They treat Survivor Series like one of the most important PPVs but the lead-up to that event is always filler nonsense with no real stakes or interesting stories. 2023 WWE Fastlane was fine, I reckon, but it was mostly just another opportunity for Pat McAfee to […]
Last year, Major League Baseball suspended Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Trevor Bauer for 324 games for sexually assaulting a woman. He was suspended two full seasons for violating the league’s domestic violence policy. This week, Bauer and his victim settled their case with no money being exchanged. Trevor then posted a video explaining his innocence […]
Ever since Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift started dating, the NFL has been waterboarding us with nonstop, wall-to-wall Taylor Swift propaganda. Last week, she attended the Kansas City Chiefs blowout home victory over the Chicago Bears and 99% of the game was a live feed of her hanging with Travis’s mom, Donna and 1% was […]
Last week, it was announced that the XFL and USFL will be merging to form one super-Spring football league. “If the transaction is consummated, the new league will establish best-in-class operations based on the most recent seasons of both leagues,” the leagues said. “This historic combination will anchor professional spring football with substantial capabilities and […]
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