2024 NBA Offseason Awards
From Klay Thompson joining the Dallas Mavericks to LeBron James getting all of his friends and family jobs, let’s hand out 2024 NBA Offseason awards
The Latest Stuff
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Kevin Porter Jr Got a Weird Case, Why is He Around?
Kevin Porter Jr is back in the NBA after strangling a woman so hard, she fractured her neck. Congrats to the Clippers for paying this weirdo.
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Tobias Harris and Tim Hardaway Jr Are Gonna Be SCARY Next Season
A new Tobias Harris Tim Hardaway Jr super team is forming in Detroit as the Pistons may have just leaped to the top of the Eastern Conference.
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Deadseriousness Movie Review: A Family Affair
A Family Affair is a movie about Zac Efron and Nicole Kidman taking Netflix’s money to get new renovations in their mansions.
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13 Biggest Winners and Losers of the 2024 NBA Draft First Round
From Dalton Knecht falling to the Lakers to every French basketball player infiltrating the league, who won and lost the 2024 NBA Draft?
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What To Do When Your New Head Coach is Racist
JJ Redick is dominating the offseason news cycle but this time, its not good news for the podcaster turned coach. He may, uh, hate the blacks
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Trade Grades: Nets Trade Mikal Bridges To Knicks For a Ton of Draft Picks
With this Mikal Bridges Knicks trade, New York builds the ultimate role player super team while Brooklyn loads up to make an awful move.
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7 Biggest Storylines Heading Into the 2024 NBA Draft
We’ve made it to the 2024 NBA Draft. Let’s talk about all of the biggest storylines as these kids prepare to become memes and Twitter jokes.
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Sunrise, Florida: The Home of the Best Ice Hockey in the World
Congratulations to the 2024 Stanley Cup Champions, the Florida Panthers, thus solidifying Sunrise, Florida as the home of hockey.
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Aussie Swimmer Talked Shit About Team USA…Then Didn’t Qualify For The Paris Olympics
Australian Swimmer, Cate Campbell, had a lot to say about Team USA at last year’s World Championships. A reaaal shame she won’t be in Paris.
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Can Kenny Atkinson Save the Cleveland Cavaliers?
After getting embarassed in the second round by the Celtics, the Cavaliers are hoping Kenny Atkinson could bring them to the Promised Land.
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Free Edwin Diaz
Mets closer, Edwin Diaz, was ejected for illegal sticky substances and now faces a 10-dame suspension. These accusations are egregious and wrong
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Mike McCarthy Just Realized Jerry Jones Sucks
The Mike McCarthy Jerry Jones era may be coming to an end as a source reveals McCarthy has had enough of Jerry, well, being Jerry.
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Trade Grades: Thunder Trade Josh Giddey To Chicago Bulls For Alex Caruso
Oklahoma City Thunder Get a Defensive Stopper and Chicago Bulls Get a Horny Little Weirdo
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Nationals Closer Kyle Finnegan is Getting His Ass Beat By The Pitch Clock
Kyle Finnegan just helped the Washington Nationals make history. Unfortunately, that history resulted in a loss thanks to the pitch clock.
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7 NFL Quarterbacks I’m Most Excited To Watch In 2024
From Daniel Jones to Deshaun Watson, let’s talk about the quarterbacks we’re excited to see throw the ball this season.
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What’s Next For Drake?
Drake lost the Kendrick Lamar beef. We should all believe and understand this. But now they’re dancing on his grave. What’s next for Aubrey??
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How To Fix ESPN’s NBA Broadcasts
ESPN’s NBA broadcasts are horrendous. Between Stephen A. Smith making everything about himself to the boring play-by-play, we gotta fix this.
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Greg Bird is DOMINATING the Mexican League
Greg Bird was the Prince Who Was Promised in The Bronx but after striking out in the Majors, Bird may have found his home in Mexico.
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Bill Belichick is Too Horny To Coach in the NFL
Some people thought the game passed him by. That he was too old to succeed in the modern NFL. Nope, turns out Bill Belichick is too horny.
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After Being Fired on Juneteenth, Monty Williams Becomes a First Ballot Scammer’s Hall of Famer
After being fired by the Pistons, Monty Williams will now be receiving $65 million over the next 5 years to sit around. Happy Juneteenth.
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5 Best Candidates To Be The Next Los Angeles Lakers Head Coach
From JJ Redick the podcaster to LeBron Pete Rose-ing it as a player/coach, let’s run through some interesting Lakers coach candidates.
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Women’s Basketball is Dead Because Caitlin Clark Isn’t On The Olympic Team
If you were excited for the Caitlin Clark Olympics, we’ve got bad news for you. Women’s basketball is dead because of their jealousy.
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4 Overreactions From Game 1 of the 2024 NBA Finals
From Kyrie Irving looking frightened to Kristaps Porzingis turning into prime Klay Thompson, lets overreact to the 2024 NBA Finals
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JJ Redick vs. Dan Hurley
Who should be the next coach of the Los Angeles Lakers: JJ Redick or Dan Hurley?
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We Are Going To HATE CJ Stroud This Season
Between dating Amber Rose and giving hot takes on podcasts all offseason long, get ready to be tricked into hating CJ Stroud this year.
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This Weekend in Baseball: Aaron Judge and Juan Soto Are Inevitable
Check out This Weekend in MLB with the Aaron Judge Juan Soto show, Tommy Pham being unhinged and Daryl Strawberry getting his flowers.
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7 Funniest Quarterback Battles Heading into the 2024 NFL Season
Quarterback battles are the best part of NFL training camps. Teams with 2 or 3 guys who aren’t good enough to be starters fight to be starters. Lol.
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We Have To Protect Caitlin Clark From These Thugs
Caitlin Clark is under attack by all the jealous thugs and goons in the league. The WNBA need to protect her or the violence may spread into the streets.
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Darren Waller Dropped a BANGER About….His Divorce From Kelsey Plum…
New York Giants tight end suffered a public divorce from WNBA wife, Kelsey Plum. Now he’s telling his side of the story. Musically…
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Ranking The 7 New NFL Head Coaches Based On Who Has The Best Chance To Succeed
7 NFL head coaches get a fresh starts this season. Between Jim Harbaugh, Dan Quinn and Raheem Morris, who has the best chance to win?
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By Signing Jaylen Waddle To An Extension, The Miami Dolphins Are Doubling Down on Chucking The Rock
The Dolphins have signed their star receiver to a huge 3-year extension. With Jaylen Waddle back, time for Miami to score a million again.
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The 2023-24 New York Knicks Were Special
The Knicks may have lost in the 2nd round, but this was still the most exciting season of my entire lifetime.
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Former Jaguars Kicker Brandon McManus Sexually Assaulted Two Flight Attendants Too Many
First Harrison Butker is a total weirdo now Brandon McManus is a creep…NFL kickers are out of control.
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