Kyle Kuzma Will Turn Giannis into the Next LeBron James
A brand new Kyle Kuzma Giannis partnership in Milwaukee is a precedent-setting moving, preparing us all for Giannis’s LeBron James era.
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Michael Jordan’s Son Should Be Allowed To Do Some Cocaine
This week there was a Marcus Jordan cocaine arrest that should anger Americans nationwide. Let MJ’s kid do their little crack in peace.
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Life Must Be So Easy and Carefree For Bianca Censori
From being invited to the Grammys to never having to think about what outfit to wear, Bianca Censori must live a stress-free life
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7 Lessons Learned From WWE Royal Rumble 2025
From the women’s division suddenly becoming loaded with stars to Roman Reigns coming to work to actually work, here’s what we learned from WWE Royal Rumble 2025.
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9 Biggest Winners and Losers of the Luka Doncic Los Angeles Lakers Trade
A Luka Doncic Los Angeles Lakers trade randomly happened in the middle of the night and I’m still not 100% sure the story is real.
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Never Leave Your House With Justin Tucker’s Level of Confidence
Baltimore Ravens kicker, Justin Tucker, has pulled a Deshaun Watson, begging professional massauses to touch his weewee. Who the fuck does Justin Tucker think he is?
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We Can’t Get Mad At Karla Sofía Gascón For Her Old Tweets
Karla Sofía Gascón is the first openly trans woman ever nominated for Best Actress and she may have some bad tweets but she’s still learning and growing. She’s only 52.
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6 Teams That Should Take A Chance Trading For Zion Williamson
Zion Williamson was once penciled in as the future face of the NBA and now he’s a negative contract on a last place team. Let’s find Zion a new home.
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Oh Nooooo, Jalen Johnson is Out With Season-Ending Shoulder Surgery…Dang It
With Jalen Johnson out, arguably the most talented player on the Atlanta Hawks, Trae Young won’t be able to roll dice on anyone’s logo. Dang.
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8 Biggest Winners and Losers of the Kelsey Plum Trade to the Los Angeles Sparks
The 2025 WNBA calendar started with a BLOCKBUSTER trade sending Kelsey Plum to Los Angeles and Jewell Loyd to Las Vegas.
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Mariano Rivera Covered Up Child Sex Abuse Crimes in His Church
Mariano Rivera learned a very important lesson from his time with the New York Yankees: always protect the brand.
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Frankie Luvu Should’ve Jumped Offsides Again
The Washington Commanders were run out of the gym by the Philadelphia Eagles but Frankie Luvu was the one man fighting back.
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5 Blockbuster Trade Ideas That Would Shift The Entire NBA Landscape
I love the NBA and as much as people are complaining about ratings or whatever, this season has been great but boring. Here are some major NBA trade ideas to make the league astronomically more interesting.
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Jared Goff Playing Like Absolute Trash Should Show Everyone Just How Amazing Ben Johnson Is
The Jared Goff Ben Johnson relationship runs so deep that Goff intentionally played like Tim Boyle to help Ben land the Bears job.
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Don’t Worry NBA Fans, The Boston Celtics Reign of Terror is Almost Over
With new reports of the Boston Red Sox ownership buying the Celtics, we are so close to this team living at the bottom of the standings.
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NFL Divisional Round Awards
From Mark Andrews dropping the game-typing 2-point conversion to Jalen Hurts being off that bean, lets give out NFL Divisional Round awards.
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The NFL Isn’t Rigged, The Houston Texans Are Just Losers
The NFL is rigged. Or it at least the Houston Texans made it look that way by playing some awful football and hiding behind the refs.
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Ranking 9 Potential Starting Quarterback Options For The 2025 New York Giants
The 2025 New York Giants need a quarterback, no offense to Tommy DeVito. From Russell Wilson to Zach Wilson, let’s rank potential QB1s for Big Blue
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The Pimp Bomb: Fantasy Booking AEW Collision With The 2004 WWE Roster
From predicting the first ever women’s gauntlet match to fantasy booking AEW Collision with 2004 WWE roster, welcome to the Pipe Bomb.
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Deion Sanders Would Be The Perfect Head Coach For The Dallas Cowboys
After ghosting Mike McCarthy, a Deion Sanders Dallas Cowboys union may be forming in what will inevitably be the dumbest, silliest daily nonsense machine we’ve seen in years.
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To The Food Stamps Line, Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold was looking at Juan Soto money this offseason until he decided to have one bad playoff game. Now, he’ll be lucky to afford rent this month.
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NFL Wild Card Weekend Awards
NFL Wild Card Weekend is where we separate the real title contenders from the Denver Broncos. Let’s give out some awards for the first round of the playoffs.
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You Should All Be Shamed of Yourselves For Booing a Legend Like Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan showed up to WWE’s Monday Night Debut on Netflix and was greeted by a chorus of boos by ungrateful, woke, annoying fans.
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10 More Candidates The New York Jets Should Interview Next
New York Jets candidates are being named left and right. They need a GM and a head coach and they want everyone to know how hard they’re searching. But they might as well interview these candidates next.
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Rankings The 2025 NFL Wild Card Weekend Games Based On Which Will Be The Most Fun To Watch
2025 NFL Wild Card Weekend has arrived but just because it’s the postseason doesn’t automatically mean every game will be good. Let’s rank these matchups by watchability.
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NFL Week 18 Awards
Lets give out our final awards for NFL Week 18. From Bryce Young coming back from the dead to Jerrod Mayo getting the pinkslip, here are your final awards of the 2024 season/
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4 Positives New York Giants Fans Can Takeaway From This Atrocious 2025 Season
The New York Giants 2025 was a disaster. A start to finish embarassment. There were 31 NFL team this year and whatever the Giants were doing. But let’s focus on the few, rare positives from the year.
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George Pickens Just Proved He’s a Better Teammate Than Ja’Marr Chase
It may look like George Pickens just had one of the worst games in the history of history but he was actually just demonstrating his selflessness.
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6 De’Aaron Fox Trade Ideas
A De’Aaron Fox trade is inevitable. Let’s think of some out of the box trade destinations that may make teams way worse but way more fun.
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JJ Redick Ruined His Life
JJ Redick had a perfect life just yapping on podcasts and now TNT spends full segments dunking on him. overambition has stolen another man’s life.
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