OG Anunoby Is Making Knicks Writers Horny

Since joining the Knicks on January 1st, OG Anunoby has helped New York go 8-2 while recording a league-high +170 plus-minus in 10 games. The Knicks have the No. 1 defensive rating over this time. OG and the Knicks are putting teams in the torture chamber every night.

And this is why you trade RJ Barrett and Immanuel Quickley for OG Anunoby. pic.twitter.com/Y9f3qlCaUU

— Big Knick Energy (@BigKnickEnergy_) January 18, 2024

Rockets center, Alperen Şengünm, is 7-feet tall and OG put him in a straitjacket. Anunoby can guard every single player in the league and puts everyone in handcuffs. You’re in for a LONG. NIGHT. when the Knicks come to town.

And speaking of having a long night, Knicks writers are seemingly the most excited about OG Anunboby and can’t even properly post links to their stories about him without accidentally sharing what they’re actually up to.

Fred Katz is a staff writer for The Athletic who attempted to upload his story about OG but instead, attached a link to a cam girls website.

At 1:30pm on a Friday afternoon, my man is spending his workday edging between Anunoby game film and cam girls staining their futons jerking off all day for tokens so their Andrew Tate-esque overlords can take all the money they make.

I don’t know who “Diana Emily” is from the end of the link he shared but I do know her weekend activities are being paid for by Fred Katz and The Athletic.

I can’t even blame Fred Katz. I, too, am excited about this team.

Sometimes I see highlights of Jalen Brunson and want to rush over to Brazzers.

Now, I’ve never been so excited that I share a Chaturbate link with my Deadseriousness tweets but maybe that says more about me as a writer. There’s a reason I’ll never be as popping as Fred Katz and these guys. The Knicks don’t make me bust and that’s something I need to improve on.

Shout out to my guy, Fred Katz, for gooning all day with cam girls giggling and begging for ‘donations’ in an unopened tab while he sifts through plus-minus statistics.

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