Obese Serial Rapist, Bad At Football

The Pittsburgh Steelers are 1-2 this season, it turns out the quarterback who led the league in interceptions 3 years ago and then blow out their elbow 2 years ago and then turned 39 this year, is the main reason why. Ben Roethlisberger sucks, is my point.

So far he has as many touchdowns as interceptions (3) and appears to have lost all mobility in the pocket thus making him a big obese target in the pocket. Here’s my favorite interception on the season thus far:

Ben Roethlisberger throws this INT right into Logan Wilson’s hands. #Steelers pic.twitter.com/XJjj8vRHto

— Alex Kozora (@Alex_Kozora) September 26, 2021

The greatest quarterback in Steelers history just somehow threw into triple coverage at the line of scrimmage. Nearly impossible to find a receiver less open but only Big Ben would sling that terrible football directly into a defender’s chest.

It’s tough to watch especially compared to his week 3 opponent, Joe Burrow. Ben Roethlisberger threw 58 times and each throw looked horrendous. Joe Burrow threw 18 times. 3 touchdowns. And a big fat W over the Steelers.

Absolutely hilarious to watch a shitty human fail at the one reason why he’s not behind bars. If Big Ben attempted to corner a drunk girl in a bar bathroom tonight, the entire city of Pittsburgh would line up volunteering to drive him to prison.

The best part is that the Steelers decided to bring back one of the worst quarterbacks in the NFL while simultaneously having zero succession plan set up to replace him. Dwayne Haskins was signed after failing in Washington but, ya know, he failed in Washington. Haskins couldn’t get the starting job over Alex Smith, a man who was one bad hit away from one of his legs landing in the concession stands.

Mason “my dad’s a lawyer!!” Rudolph is also still on the roster ready to call a defensive end a monkey or whatever, if he gets sacked too hard.

Cam Newton is around staring at his phone waiting for his agent to call while he should be scheduling a Covid vaccine shot until that occurs, I don’t see anyone giving him a chance. I almost said ‘giving him a shot’ and then I would’ve lied about ‘no pun intended’ but it would’ve been extremely intended.

Anyway, Ben Roethlisberger sucks and looks like a BUM. The Steelers have no choice but to play him every week and expose him. Let’s all enjoy the clips of his failures.