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On Monday night, the Buffalo Bills lost 22-24 to the Denver Broncos on a last-second field goal that Will Lutz missed but was given a second opportunity thanks to Buffalo having too many men on the field.
Buffalo fell to 5-5 on the year and if the playoffs started today, the Bills would be watching at home with the rest of us.
A team that came into the year as a legit Super Bowl contender has lost to a New York Jets team that lost their star QB on their first drive, a New England Patriots team that might end up with the no. 1 pick, a Jacksonville Jaguars team that dominated the time of possession and now back-to-back Ls to Cincinnati and Denver.
Changes need to be made to save the season and it’s clear who’s at fault for all of the 2024 Bills woes: Ken Dorsey.
The Buffalo Bills have fired offensive coordinator Ken Dorsey and replaced him with QB coach, Joe Brady.
On paper, it looks like Ken Dorsey is being thrown under the bus. He’s only run the offense for a season and and half and in his first season, the Bills had the no. 1 offense. And this season, the Bills are still top ten in every category.
Here’s Mina Kimes with more stats that say Ken Dorsey is being thrown under the bus.
Again, this is just on paper. It’s obviously all Ken Dorsey’s fault. I mean, who else’s fault is it? It certainly cannot be the fault of head coach, Sean McDermott, who has an old school, conservative, antiqued offensive philosophy where if it were up to him, the Bills would exclusively run halfback dives directly up the middle all game long. That conservative philosophy caused a rift between him and former OC, Brian Daboll.
Thanks to Brian Flores suing the Miami Dolphins for discrimination, there was information presented in court including a conversation between Flores and someone close to Brian Daboll who said he did not fuck with Sean McDermott.
Seems like a good time to mention that the Bills literally don’t have a defensive coordinator because Leslie Frazier quit before the season started and was never replaced.
So Brian Daboll, Leslie Frazier and now Ken Dorsey are all gone and Sean McDermott remains. This is a good thing for Buffalo. It is everyone’s fault but McDermott’s. Sure, he’s the common thread in all of their calamities but nope, it’s definitely the fault of Ken Dorsey.
Look at this Josh Allen throw:
Fucking Ken Dorsey, man. Josh Allen leads the NFL in interceptions and you have to blame the OC for throws like this where Allen closes his eyes and chooses to chuck it as far as he can down the field giving no shits which team catches it.
Josh Allen plays football like he’s playing some game against his girl and he sees her getting annoyed and upset that she can’t beat him so he intentionally loses to make her feel good.
Honestly, I blame Ken Dorsey for the 12 men on the field penalty that cost this team the game on Monday night. A *real* offensive coordinator would’ve stopped that from happening. Guess Dorsey didn’t care. Good riddance.
With Dorsey gone, expect the Bills to go undefeated and easily win the Super Bowl. The one thing holding them back is gone. Nah nah naaah naaah. Nah nah naaah naaaaa. Heyyyy heyyyyy heyyyy. Gooooooodbye.
Sean McDermott can finally run the Bills like an abusive alcoholic stepdad runs their household.
Can’t wait for Damar Hamlin to lift that Super Bowl trophy so we can all feel good about him dying on a football field and coming back to play while we all watch knowing he could legit die any second. What a feel-good story.
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