thelesterlee
The live article is BACK just in time for the most important game of the Giants 2022 season. Whatever happens today will dictate the future of this organization for years to come. Also, and most importantly, fuck Washington.
1st offensive drive
- These Giants throwback jerseys are outstanding. It’s a shame so many guys on this roster who shouldn’t even be in the NFL get to wear them
- Daniel Jones fumble. Those aren’t throwback jerseys. This is just an old game from 2019 that Fox Sports accidentally aired.
1st defensive drive
- Spelling Taylor Heinicke over and over for the next 3 hours is going to be a nightmare.
- Looks like the Giants defense practice this week. Love that.
- A better quarterback would’ve easily scored on that third down play but shout out to Heinicke gifting the Giants with only a field goal. We do not deserve it.
2nd offensive drive
- The Giants just jogged onto the field, lost six yards, and jogged off the field all in the 35 seconds it took me to refill my dog’s water bowl. This game is going to be hell.
2nd defensive drive
- Love watching Washington eat up first downs all game long.
- It’s truly remarkable how the Giants have put together an entire 53-man roster and like, 45 of those 53 players are guys who would have a difficult time making the try outs for the local flag football team.
- Fabian Moreau with the absolute worst tackle attempt I’ve ever seen. I need this man’s FanDuel account checked immediately. He’s betting on the Washington moneyline.
3rd offensive drive
- Giants first down??? We back.
- Sorry quick intermission. I was looking for a clip of Daniel Jones fumbling and stumbled upon this weirdo ass tweet:
- What Josina Anderson is doing here is pushing her own strange agenda that all arrows being slung at Deshaun Watson have been manufactured almost implying that she believes he didn’t sexually assault 24 women and this is all some sort of witch hunt to take him down.
- And if she isn’t implying he’s innocent then why the fuck are you tweeting cryptic nonsense that can be interpreted like that?
- Josina Anderson is a weirdo, man.
- Giants field goal 3-10.
3rd defensive drive
- Finally a sack. That thing I see other teams doing every week.
4th offensive drive
- My god, an absolute BOMB to Darius Slayton and he…he…he caught it??
- Daniel Jones is having a phenomenal game if you pretend that fumble never happened. Which I will.
- Saquon Barkley scamper up the middle for 6. 10-10. Fuck Washington.
4th defensive drive
- I really wish Carson Wentz was playing. This game would be so funny.
- Fabian Moreau is this bad? How bad must his backups be?? Daniel Jones must look like Dan Marino in practice.
- Fabian Moreau committing a pass interference penalty on a completely uncatchable ball is wild.
- Okay nevermind. I guess I won’t post Moreau’s address and the school his children attend.
5th offensive drive
- 2-minute offense time. Let’s get it.
Halftime
5th defensive drive
- Welcome back Azeez Ojulari. Wish it could’ve been Wentz.
6th offensive drive
- Look at that cut by Daniel Jones. He’s looking like prime Shaun Alexander out there. Not sure why Shaun Alexander is my example of a great running back but I spent hours on Madden 07.
- LET’S GOOOO Isaiah Hodgins coming off the streets having more touchdown receptions than Kenny Golladay.
