New York Giants vs. Chicago Bears Week 4 Live Article

This week has been hell for ya boy but you know I had to move everything out of the way to ensure I am here with you guys for another New York Giants game as we march to the postseason. Check back to Deadseriousness this week and I’ll share my thoughts on Tua’s brain getting ragdolled and Ime Udoka being the horniest man in Boston.

But as far as this week goes, this game should be an easy W. Justin Fields has fewer completions than Jimmy G and Cooper Rush who weren’t even Week 1 starters.

QB Daniel Jones in the building on a brisk fall afternoon. Tough environment for throwing the ball around the yard. Light rain expected throughout the game, winds 15-20 mph. pic.twitter.com/jcU7eDQ69p

— Jordan Raanan (@JordanRaanan) October 2, 2022

Daniel Jones is bringing some real school shooter vibes today. I expect 500 yards rushing and passing from him. Big ‘middle finger at your mom when she turns her back’ energy from our franchise QB.

Pray for Chicago.

Second Half

7th defensive drive

Okay, didn’t get back from errands in time. Apparently they kicked a 4th field goal. I blame myself for not being there. This one’s on me, guys.

6th offensive drive

Richie James redemption half.
hahahaaha panning the camera over to the sideline to see Kenny Golladay getting a water break as if he’s done anything in this game to deserve rehydration.

8th defensive drive

How are the Bears 2-1?

7th offensive drive

Daniel Jones runs like he has to pee.
Darius Slayton would be so good if he knew how to catch footballs.
Hearing ‘they will play for the field goal’ is nasty. Brian Daboll, you coward.
Oh and Daniel Jones is limping. This is about the part of the season when that happens.

9th defensive drive

Justin Fields is going to be the next Carson Wentz with how long he holds onto the ball and tries to make plays in the backfield and I cannot wait.
Fabian Moreau is a beast out there.

8th offensive drive

Oh, Tyrod Taylor. Sick.
Every single player on this team is injured. Saquon Barkley should be out of the game that is clearly being played on an Indian burial ground.
Nah, get Tyrod Taylor the fuck out of here. Are you really just chucking into double coverage after sitting on the bench for 2 hours? Bro, you’re TYROD TAYLOR. You have never had that deep ball in your back pocket. Who are you trying to impress? What Instagram model DMed you last night saying ‘I’ll be at the game tomorrow ;)’. Get Daniel Jones back in the game immediately.

10th defensive drive

Shout out to the Bears setting Justin Fields up for complete failure with no offensive line or any receivers of note. They hate that boy.

9th offensive drive

Congrats to Tyrod for converting third downs but man, does he look shook when he has to throw a pass.
Darius Slayton is back, or whatever.

Breaking: I have to go finish moving. I am not watching Tyrod Taylor play football anymore. Oh god he’s injured. Okay, I’m actually heading to New Jersey to play QB for the Giants. Wish me luck.

First Half

1st offensive drive

rushing Saquon Barkley up the middle two consecutive plays to start the game. Pat Shurmur has taken over the game plan this week.
3 and out. Great start.

1st defensive drive

Personally, I wouldn’t let Justin Field rush for 200 yards today but we’ll see what the Giants have planned.
There truly is an art to sacking a quarterback. This is the 4th game now where we continue to collapse pockets and just reach out to tap his elbow instead of wrapping up and tackling him.
Thankfully, the Bears have no idea how to play football and can’t score in the redzone.
0-3, bad guys.

2nd offensive drive

Daniel Jones looking spry today.
Okay, Saquon is BACK.
Jones and Barkley are the new Priest Holmes and Larry Johnson (praying none of them turn into psychos like Larry Johnson)
Oh the Bears did not practice this week, huh?
LAMAR JONES MVP SEASON BEGINS TODAY
7-3, good guys

2nd defensive drive

Shout out to Adoree Jackson getting smoked deep and then pretending he injured himself. Same, brother.
Oh god, is Kayvon Thibodeaux one of those super-talented dummies?
Love the Bears getting to the redzone and having no idea what plays to call.

3rd offensive drive

1000% guarantee a Saquon Barkley home run at some point this game.
Daniel Jones runs like he’s wearing socks on wet grass.
Kenny Golladay just jogging around collecting the biggest check on the team.

3rd defensive drive

Justin Fields isn’t strong enough to be shaking off all these tackles. Need ONE Giants pass rusher to like, tackle(?)
Somehow this is the same defense that stopped Derrick Henry. Can’t tackle Justin Fields but Derrick Henry is no problem.
How many sacks has this team missed? 1,000?
Fucking FINALLY. In this house, we love sacks.
All out blitz on 3rd and long with a roster of guys who have combined for only 4 sacks this season. This is terrible playcalling by the DC.
Sack. Fumble. Fork. Knive. Dinner time.

4th offensive drive

Lol at the Bears sending a safety blitz so Saquon can just walk past him. The defensive playcalling today is hilarious.
Uh, lost internet for a second but ESPN is telling me Daniel Jones ran for another touchdown so like, that’s pretty chill.
14-6, good guys.

No Giants WRs have touched the ball in this game.

— Tom Rock (@TomRock_Newsday) October 2, 2022

Also, can’t tell if this is a good thing or a bad thing. All I know is Odell Beckham is a free agent right now.

4th defensive drive

Justin Fields throwing balls into the dirt. Love to see it.
SACK.
Richie James stepping up to remind me he exists with a disgusting fumble.

5th defensive drive

Amazing that the Giants have gym teachers and insurance salesmen out there in their secondary and the Bears receivers have no idea how to get any separation from them.
This defense is gonna be good once they find out Justin Fields likes to run.
This defense is one injury away from you guys seeing me out there playing middle linebacker.
9-14. Dope field goals, Chicago.

5th offensive drive