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The world needs more people like Harrison Butker.
People who aren’t afraid to stand in front of a room full of college graduates and preach to them about ‘bad leaders who don’t stay in their lane’.
We have a shortage of brave men willing to hold a room hostage in order to share the truth.
In a world where most of us watch the Olympics to see the greatest athletes compete at the highest level against the best competition, we need guys like Harrison Butker to complain about an opening ceremony that no one watched or gave any shit about.
Sure, Christianity is the most popular religion on the planet but Butker is here to defend his faith against any and all imaginary threats.
Earlier this summer, Butker gave a commencement speech where he encouraged the women in the room to stay home and help their future husbands raise the kids—a message I’m sure those girls loved to hear after spending 4 years busting their asses for a degree they could frame and hang on their wall to be dusted every morning after their husbands go off to work or war or whatever 1950’s alternate reality Butker is attempting to recreate.
Oh, and in his free time, Butker kicks for the Kansas City Chiefs, leading them to 3 Super Bowl victories including a 4 field goal game against the 49ers in last year’s finals.
The Chiefs wouldn’t be a dynasty if it weren’t for Harrison Butker and now they are rewarding him with a massive new contract, making him the highest-paid kicker in the NFL.
Highest paid kickers in the NFL on a per-year basis:
🏈Harrison Butker: $6.4M
🏈Justin Tucker: $6M
🏈Jake Elliott: $6M
🏈Matt Gay: $5.62M
🏈Graham Gano: $5.5M https://t.co/EMMxvwnjgL— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) August 5, 2024
It sucks how much focus Patrick Mahomes or Travis Kelce or Chris Jones gets.
Those are cool players or whatever but Butker has consistently carried the Chiefs on his back, year after year, and I’m glad he is being properly compensated for his efforts.
My man is saving the world and saving Patrick Mahomes’s legacy at the same damn time.
I just wish Butker didn’t have to share a locker room with the scumbag, Travis Kelce.
I can only imagine how frustrating it is for Harrison having to deal with Kelce—a guy who looks like an AI composite image of every single cop ever—and Taylor Swift—a woman who is like, head-to-toe the physical embodiment of every conservative’s dream girl. Freakin libs.
Harrison Butker is the voice of a generation. We should all be grateful to be living in this crazy world at the same time as this hero who is willing to tell it like it is, without fear of being canceled or boring the everloving shit out of 21-year-old graduates who literally just want to be done with the ceremony so they can go to their favorite restaurants with their parents.
I pray he makes it through this 2024 NFL season fully healthy and I would hate for a 300-pound defensive tackle to run through him like looseleaf paper, sending him directly to his lord.
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