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I want to start off by saying, Miss Linda Holliday, my DMs are open if you want to discuss any harm this Jordon Hudson woman has caused you.
Text me. I’m here for you.
Linda Holliday—a lovely woman, I’m sure—dated future Hall of Fame NFL coach, Bill Belichick, for 16 years prior to his, uh, arrangement with his new bae, Jordon Hudson—a woman nearly 50 years younger than him who seems to be leveraging her relationship with the respected ball coach to get her own career popping off.
Stories of Jordon Hudson needing to be added to any work email sent to Bill Belichick.
An awkward CBS morning interview where the host asked Coach Belichick how the two met and Hudson abruptly interrupted the taping to tell everyone Bill won’t answer the question.
HBO’s Hard Knocks series cancelling their plans to film North Carolina’s football season because they didn’t want to deal with her.
By all accounts, Jordon Hudson sounds like a chore.
And in defense of Jordon—look around.
Planes are falling out of the sky.
Groceries cost a billion dollars now.
AI is swallowing up the job market.
The only way a young woman can make it these days is if she dates a peculiar, borderline autistic old man or she dyes her hair blonde and starts pretending to be terrified of trans people for a Fox News audience that loves being afraid of everything all the time.
Do your thing, sweetie.
But Bill Belichick committed a cardinal sin: he brought his new chick around his old one. (That was not supposed to be an age pun but yea, Linda Holliday is wayyyyyyyyyy older than Jordon Hudson. Not as old as Bill, though. Old creep.)
What happened when Linda Holliday met Jordon Hudson?
On December 6th, Holliday’s twin daughters DJed a “Stroll Party” in Massachusetts hosted by Dreamland, “Nantucket Island’s Year-Round Nonprofit Film, Performing Arts & Cultural Center”.
I know that sounds like two spoiled blondes passing an aux back and forth but Linda Holliday’s daughters are, like, professional DJs.
Kinda.
Their mixes aren’t particularly new or fresh or unique or interesting or even good but, ya know, everyone’s a brand now—especially when their parents can afford anything.
ANYWAY, so we’re at this party, and Linda Holliday emails the event coordinator, mid-event, asking her to kick out Jordon Hudson, claiming her presence was “inappropriate”.
However, Hudson was a paid guest so nothing could really be done.
According to video footage, Linda Holliday took matters into her own hands, confronting Jordon Hudson in the middle of the dance floor in front of about 200 guests.
Hudson was with her friend, Melissa Sapini—Miss Massachusetts USA 2024.
Apparently, Holliday threatened her pageant career, claiming to know people in the industry who could potentially blackball them.
According to documents from that night, Sapini started crying.
Linda Holliday saw his ex’s new little girlfriend and threatened to ruin their lives.
Leave Jordon Hudson alone
Linda Holliday is in her 60s, terrorizing a young woman who is being perceived as this master manipulator, but to me, it seems like Jordan Hudson is only accumulating the power Bill Belichick is granting her.
Bill Belichick is a grown ass man.
How are we expecting him to turn around the North Carolina football program while simultaneously believing he is some geriatric in hospice care being taken advantage of by his nurse?
Like I mentioned earlier, Hudson could get a degree and walk into a shrinking job market where college diplomas are used as pillows in the backseat of the cars recent graduates sleep in at night after a long day of DoorDash deliveries.
Or she can pretend to be a DJ like Linda Holliday’s 3rd base daughters.
As long as Bill is physically and mentally here, consenting to everything, we don’t have to act as if he is being FinDomed without knowing it.
I hope Linda Holliday finds what she’s looking for.
I’m free this Memorial Day Weekend if she wants to take out the Nantucket boat and hit the open seas.
Forget about this little girl, Linda. I got you.
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