Donald Trump is bad. We don’t need to run through the list of his flaws, I try to keep these articles under 100,000 words. But his attempt to cancel Jimmy Kimmel’s TV show because Kimmel wasn’t being nice to him, a thing a president was almost allowed to do while we all just go to work and pretend like the most powerful man in the world isn’t, on a daily basis, just doing random, petty, evil, illegal nonsense, almost robbed us of one of the best late night interviews of all time.
Actress Kate Beckinsale joined the program last week to promote her new action movie “Wildcat”, another by-the-book action franchise for my dad to nap through when it airs on TBS all Saturday about a year from now.
Kate Beckinsale sits down with Kimmel, looking like the big wax Minnie Mouse costume some college co-ed is overheating inside at Disney Land down the road, black bow and all.
After an initial funny banter about the Epstein email leaks regarding Donald Trump blowing bubba, Kimmel asks Beckinsale about her THanksgiving plans.
Ms. Beckinsale begins to talk about her daughter’s boyfriend and how close they all are, going as far as saying this young man is one of the few bright spots in her life, following the passing of both her parents over the years.
Kate Beckinsale and her daughter’s boyfriend are tight.
Oh, and then she casually says “Well…well, he laid two eggs in a week”.
In describing how wonderful this boy has been in her life, the “bright spots” of Beckinsale’s relationship with him are the eggs he recently laid…..
When Jimmy Kimmel can’t comprehend what Kate is saying, he asks if “laying an egg” is some British idiom.
She replies “No, he’s actually from New Jersey”.
So to catch up, Kate Beckinsale has some guy from New Jersey laying eggs around her home. Mind you, humans do not do that.
Beckinsale goes further and explains, she’s seen these eggs. They “had a shell and a yolk”.
Jimmy, somber tone, almost concerned for the lab, asks “did the egg out of his body?”
To which Kate responds with “Yes but not out of his mouth or ears. It came out of the root it would come out of a hen”.
Hey man, is Kate Beckinsale co-habiting with a chieken man??
DO WE HAVE HALF CHICKEN HALF HUMANS AMONGST US???!
Kate goes on to say this guy came out of the bathroom and was surprised to find an egg had come out.
She eventually shows Jimmy Kimmel photos of the laid eggs on her phone, Kimmel and Guilmero both disgusted and horrified but whatever disgusting image they could not show the TV audience. Kate describing the image as “quite medical”, Guilleirmo appearing ready to vomit from whatever he’s seen.
You know what? It’s only a ten minute clip. Y’all have to watch this thing for yourselves.
Again, Kate Beckinsale goes on national TV and tells the world that her, basically son-in-law, shits eggs.
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