Jonathan Majors is a Hero For Breaking Up a High School Fight (And You Should Totally Forget He Strangled That Woman)

On Monday, and it’s important to point out it was 9/11, Jonathan Majors broke up a high school fight.

TMZ obtains video of Jonathan Majors breaking up a high school fight between two girls.

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Round of applause to this hero who happened to randomly manifest at Hollywood High School to stop two girls from fighting.

What a real and authentic moment that was definitely organic and not manufactured in order to revive his career following a very public domestic violence case resulting in more people coming out and saying he was abusive towards them.

But forget all of that he said/she said, someone might have been strangled blah blah blah.

This week we learned Jonathan Majors is actually a selfless, beacon of light in the community who will teleport out of thin air in his ‘NEWSPAPAH, GET YA NEWSPAPAHS HEA’ outfit to save local children, especially young women because he cares about women and definitely totally doesn’t beat the shit out of them.

I’m sure he was simply in the right place at the right time to change the trajectory of these young ladies’ lives and in no way found a group of kids in a parking lot and handed them several $20 bills to fight so he could magically appear and get instant free positive press so he can keep getting Marvel checks.

No way a guy whose career is hanging on by a thread due to his inability to stop himself from pummeling women, would manufacture a scenario for himself to look heroic.

Surely, Majors actually cares about others despite over a dozen people coming out and saying he has a history of abusive behavior.

And again, I can’t say enough times how this all happened on 9/11. In a way, he’s a bigger hero than the first responders that day.

We will never forget the 11th day of September as the day Jonathan Majors saved two girls from fighting. #NeverForget

Random Stray Thoughts:

Do you think these girls even knew who this man was or did they think a time traveler from the brief era when those stupid ass taxi drivers hats were popular?
My favorite part of the video is how it cuts out without any real resolution like, those girls 1000% went back to throwing hands once the grown-ass weirdo left them alone.
Who has the free time to see random strangers fighting and go over there and break it up? If anything, I’d be terrified to walk up on a group of yelling teenagers. I don’t have a big enough self-esteem to handle the roasting I’m about to get.
Who do you think Majors sent this video to first? TMZ or straight to Marvel execs?