Jackson Mahomes is a Menace

Ideally, I’d like to watch the best athletes in the world and I’d prefer not to have to think about their relatives. But Patrick Mahomes is surrounded by family members who turn into maniacs whenever there is a sip of alcohol in their bloodstream and a camera phone in the room.

Jackson Mahomes has been a weirdo for a few years, but it’s mostly harmless. Sure, there was that time he danced in front of a Sean Taylor memorial but I’d be shocked if he even knew who Taylor was let alone the impact Taylor had in that community.

If anything, a majority of the Jackson Mahomes hate was straight homophobia from NFL fans who have a zero-zesty content policy. If Jackson was posting videos of him diving through tables at the tailgate of funneling Bud Lights then he’d be a beloved side character but instead, he does TikTok dances so people treat him like a plague on society. Ron DeSantis is probably drafting a bill to ban Jackson Mahomes from schools.

But the haters finally got him.

Here’s a clip of Jackson grabbing 40-year-old Aspen Vaughn—owner of Aspen’s Restaurant and Lounge—and handing out drunk smooches to a woman who does not appear to want smooches.

This is the Jackson Mahomes kiss video. Make of it what you will.

“He forcibly kissed me out of nowhere, and I’m telling him, pushing him off saying ‘what are you doing?’ and then he did it two more times” pic.twitter.com/cg0xXoddrH

— BBQ Dom (@RealBBQDom) March 4, 2023

And now Jackson is facing legal problems:

The Kansas City Star reports that the quarterback’s brother is accused of shoving a 19-year-old male waiter multiple times and later forcibly kissing the 40-year-old female owner of the establishment.

The alleged incidents occurred on Feb. 25 at Aspens Restaurant and Lounge in Overland Park, a suburb about 20 minutes outside of Kansas City.

Vaughn, who claimed to have video of Mahomes grabbing her neck and twice attempting to kiss her, told the outlet that she believed Mahomes was intoxicated and that his advances were unexpected and unwelcome.

It is incredible watching how confidently this man moves in public considering the only reason he’s allowed to be in most of these rooms is because of the success of his brother.

Jackson Mahomes behaves as if HE is the two-time Super Bowl MVP. Joe Namath can get drunk and try to kiss random women. Jackson Mahomes cannot.

I just pray I no longer need to write about the extended Mahomes universe. Hopefully, Jackson learned a lesson and will stick to making the cringiest videos you’ve ever seen in the privacy of his own home and stops terrorizing the local community.

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