Tires on Netflix is one of my favorite new shows. Comedian Shane Gillis plays an immature, underachieving car mechanic

This scene pretty sums up Gillis’s character.

Tires Season 2, a Netflix comedy series starring Shane Gillis, premieres June 5. pic.twitter.com/AWIttveW2f

— Netflix Is A Joke (@NetflixIsAJoke) April 1, 2025

And in 2025, this is everyone who posts on social media.

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Greta Thunberg is cool as hell

Greta Thunberg came to us in 2018, a Swedish teeny tiny teenage Climate Change activist.

People mocked her.

I get it.

It’s easier to ignore or even deny the existence of climate change because it would force you to either confront your mortality or acknowledge how little control you have over your own fortune—understanding these corporations will never fully stop pumping out toxins that are melting polar ice caps and sinking countries under the ocean because it’s too profitable not to.

Also, kids are annoying.

I get it.

2025 Greta Thunberg is a 22-year-old adult woman who just risked her life attempting to bring aid to Palestinians deprived essentials (baby formula, flour, rice, diapers, medical supplies and children’s prosthetics)—by an Israeli government that wants to turn Gaza into a parking lot and has the consent (and financial support) of every Western country on the map.

BREAKING: “My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel.”

The world is watching.

RELEASE GRETA NOW!pic.twitter.com/4mADeaQfq0

— Power to the People ☭🕊 (@ProudSocialist) June 9, 2025

Greta was aboard a ship, called the Madleen—operated by the Freedom Flotilla Coalition—an international grass-roots campaign against the longstanding Gaza blockade.

They took off from Sicily and arrived a week later, only to immediately be kidnapped by Israel.

Israel has controlled what goes in and out of Gaza since the early 90s and a total blockade has been in place for almost 20 years.

This didn’t start a year or two ago.

A woman risked her life to directly show us the harm Israel is causing civilians in Gaza and it was immediately called the “selfie yacht stunt” by those in power and mimicked by bots—seeping into the minds of assholes who already didn’t like this no-longer little girl.

I cannot tell you how unbelievably lame you are to attempt to ridicule a woman who lowkey jumped on a pirate ship to drop off crucial supplies past an evil blockade.

That sounds cool as shit.

If the first Star Wars movie came out today, so many of you would apply to become Stormtroopers.

What Greta did is way cooler than whining about it from the safety of my couch and typing on my cracked iPhone screen about a “publicity stunt” by a woman who isn’t even ever selling anything.

Life is hard.

And everything is expensive.

And none of our bosses or spouses or children appreciate us enough.

But that doesn’t mean you have to be a total loser online.

You don’t have to try to be the coolest kid in high school—calling anyone “gay” if they are different from you or actually care about things.

Take one fucking risk in your life—a risk that will genuinely help someone other than yourself—and stop trying to get internet high fives from other miserable dorks cosplaying as important thought leaders.

Care about things that matter. I promise you’ll feel better if you do.

Anyway, watch Tires on Netflix.

Oh, and being a dickhead doesn’t make you cool. It makes you a dickhead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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