How Can You People Celebrate The Death of a Billionaire Health Insurance CEO?

I cannot believe the insanity I am seeing on my social media feeds after the cold, brutal murder of United Healthcare CEO, Brian Thompson, by sociopath, Luigi Mangione.

People seem to be celebrating this homicide as they cheer for the rich—the people who are the real backbone of this country—to become victims of random violence.

I’m ashamed to be an American.

What did Brian Thompson do to deserve a death sentence?

All this man has done is lead United Healthcare to one of their highest annual earnings.

United is just a little health insurance company trying to make it in this crazy world.

A health insurance company with policies meant to extract every single dollar out of every single customer through bullshit practices like denying you insurance because you saw a doctor that is “out of their network” even though your doctor is very much “in their network” with the hope that you don’t fight them and give up and pay them whatever made up price they want.

So either, you spend hours of your time being redirected and placed on hold by various customer service reps who are all sitting next to each other in the same windowless room, hoping you hang up so they can start their cigarette break—OR—you fold, paying them for a problem they completely manufactured.

And you people are celebrating his murder?

Brian Thompson had a wife. Sure, she lived in a different home and they weren’t really together anymore.

Brian Thompson was an honest man. Sure, he was being investigated for insider trading because even though he was already infinitely wealthier than any of us will ever be, he still needed to manipulate the market to put a few extra million in his pocket while his company kept you on hold for the third straight hour as they downloaded the new script to avoid actually helping you.

Luigi Mangione is a terrorist (sorry he’s white) a criminal and the left is treating him like a hero. They’re even calling him hot, fangirling over a psychopath who murdered an innocent man in cold blood.

Just because someone makes a bajillion dollars by making it as hard as possible for people to get the medicine they need doesn’t mean you can kill them and become a hero.

Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?

Whatever happened to loving your neighbor?

Whatever happened to just sucking it up and letting corporations rapidly ravage this country of every penny while flat-out purchasing politicians to ensure none of their business practices ever get investigated?

America has a problem. Anyway, back to listening to the Hawk Tuah girl podcast.

But let’s answer the original question.

How can you celebrate the death of a health insurance CEO?

1. Hit the streets.

Run the tab up.

Get the homies together, pop some bottles and I don’t know where one purchases confetti or how they actually release it like they do when a team wins a championship, like, maybe find a way to place the confetti on the top of a ceiling fan then turn it on so it rains down as everyone dances on Brian Thompson’s grave.

2. Go murder your local billionaire. The best way to honor Brian Thompson’s legacy is to send his fellow demons to hell with him so the homies can spend time together in fire and brimstone for all eternity.

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