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The New York Mets lost their 5th game in a row on Tuesday night and they currently sit 4.5 games behind the Atlanta Braves in the NL East. They are spiraling out of the playoffs and their owner, Steve Cohen, decided to log onto Twitter and shit on the team.
It’s hard to understand how professional hitters can be this unproductive.The best teams have a more disciplined approach.The slugging and OPS numbers don’t lie.
— Steven Cohen (@StevenACohen2) August 18, 2021
There is no discernable reason why Steve Cohen is so online. Like, I’m online all day because I am extremely unemployed. Cohen is supposed to be a billionaire running several important businesses including a baseball team and he’s opening up the Twitter app more than I am. Yuck.
If he wanted to light a fire under the team’s ass then he should’ve called them out in person. He’s the owner. He can walk into the locker room after a game and talk directly to the players.
No one wants their performance at work to be ridiculed by an ominous boss from the comfort of his own home when he’s not in the building to look them in the eye.
Who—outside of Pete Alonso’s weird ass—would become motivated by Cohen shitting on them via Twitter? Who on this team wants to be told about their plate discipline and chase rate by some rich guy who worked in finance all his life and has zero (0) Major League at-bats?
And speaking of his life in finance, it’s interesting to see Steve Cohen so desperate to be the face of a major baseball franchise and the main character of the sport when he narrowly escaped being behind bars.
You see, Cohen’s hedge fund, SAC Capital Advisors, had to pay $1.2 billion to settle criminal charges for securities fraud. 8 of his employees were charged with Insider Trading. Steve Cohen was the FACE of the company. Shit, the company is named after him. Steve A. Cohen.
This man should’ve gone down with the ship but somehow he’s home shitposting on Twitter about the Mets like a Barstool blogger who cheats on their pregnant wife. Shout out KFC.
One of his closest partners, Mathew Martoma, was sentenced to 9 years in prison after receiving insider info about an Alzheimer’s drug from a doctor that was working on the trial studies. The drug was supposed to cure the illness looming over all of our heads.
Steve Cohen invested early and magically shorted the drug only days before the stock price plummeted because one of the doctors gave a presentation and the drug didn’t work as planned.
MEANING, Steve Cohen KNEW this drug didn’t work. He didn’t invest millions in hopes of finding a cure for Alzheimer’s. Nope, he had inside info and knew the drug wasn’t ready for the market and got rich off the demise of a drug that could’ve saved millions of lives.
Steve Cohen is not only out here profiting from America’s terrible health care system but he somehow doing it in the sketchiest way possible by using inside information.
But that’s only one example as SAC pretty much made all their money from stealing via inside information. It’s quite literally how he was able to purchase a Major League Baseball team. The same Major League Baseball team he is attacking on Twitter.
Cohen is the face of Wall Street corruption. When we finally eat the rich, Cohen should be the first person dragged to the guillotines.
The fact that he’s not only living life without handcuffs on, not only was he able to steal money and use that stolen cash to purchase the Mets, but this motherfucker is on Twitter publicly embarrassing the players for absolutely no reason.
Fuck Steve Cohen.
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