At this point, everyone understands that Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein preferred the company of adolescents.
It’s like if your best friend was a world-renowned cookie-eater.
And there are tons of photos of you and your buddy surrounded by stacks of cookies.
And you both own cookie factories—cookie factories that share employees back and forth.
And you were recorded countless times bragging about how badly you want cookies—hey, sometimes you just take them—and they let you do it.
And you and your friend sent cute, little cookie-shaped birthday notes over the years.
And then your friend was arrested and exposed for eating an absurd amount of cookies—and sharing those cookies with all his friends.
And then you became president and said, “I don’t even know what a cookie is.”
Anyway, Donald Trump Jeffrey Epstein survivors flew to DC to meet members of the Oversight Committee for a closed-door convo to trick their voters into believing they care about these women’s stories.
After a meeting, that lasted over two hours—South Carolina representative Nancy Mace—was recorded weeping as she left the room.
Rep. Nancy Mace was visibly upset as she left the meeting with Epstein survivors at the Capitol. She declined to answer questions from reporters. pic.twitter.com/chEHwW9Ypt
— Kristen Eskow (@KristenEskow) September 2, 2025
Poor thing.
Let’s take Nancy Mace seriously for a moment
In February of this year, Nancy Mace took to the House Floor to scream her ex-fiancé and three other men—accusing them of sexual misconduct—detailing secret camera footage of herself and other women.
I reckon, fresh off her own sexual assault—Nancy Mace truly is emotionally devastated hearing the stories of Epstein’s victims.
Nancy Mace wouldn’t be the first conservative politician to look around and realize, “Hey, wait a minute. Conservative men don’t just hate brown and trans people. I think they hate women, too.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene recently accused the GOP of being “anti-women”.
Turns out the group of rich white sociopaths who believe god told them they’re supposed to rule everything—mean it.
Who knew? (everybody knew).
Perhaps that meeting with Nancy Mace will radicalize her—forcing her to look in the mirror and confront her own complicity in the oppression of women.
Let’s Remember Who Nancy Mace Is
Right after she left the meeting, she opened up Twitter and blamed the Democrats.
As a survivor, the thing that really gets me here is that dems say they’re here to “protect” women – no they’re not – this is a political wedge for them in the midterms.
Where were they for the Epstein victims the last 4 years?
Dems couldn’t even protect the identities of… https://t.co/oFoe4uqGxN
— Rep. Nancy Mace (@RepNancyMace) September 2, 2025
Nancy Mace—so deeply moved by the testimonies of women who were exploited and taken advantage of by powerful men who will never face the consequences of their actions,—so soon after she revealed, she, too, is a victim of powerful men who will never face the consequences of their actions—immediately rushed to score political points on social media by pointing the finger at the opposing party.
A normal human would leave that room on a mission to use their political power to put every abuser on trial.
Nancy Mace left that room, pretended to cry so everyone looked at her and then used all of that acquired attention to call the Democrats bad.
Nancy Mace’s entire public persona involves going around to 7-Eleven bathrooms and being like, “Can you believe this place lets men AND women use the same bathroom?? We must kill trans people for this.”
Her former staffers have claimed she is obsessed with social media engagement.
Mace went as far as making her employees create a ton of burner accounts to help boost a positive image for her.
Last month, Mace announced she was running for Governor of South Carolina.
This is a woman who isn’t being subtle about her intentions.
She attacks trans people because it makes me people look at her—and she’s calculated, the more that people look at her, the more briefcases full of cash she gets from lobbyists and demons.
But most importantly—she likes when people look at her.
She doesn’t want to become governor of South Carolina because she has some vision of a better tomorrow for the lovely people of Spartanburg.
She wants a bigger office—full of more people who can’t say no to her—and the attention of an entire state.
Nancy Mace is a performance artist—one of the greatest of our time. Nathan Fielder with the autism cranked to 11.
She’s created an amazing character—living in an alternate reality where she is both the biggest victim in the world—and also the strongest warrior standing up against the existence of anyone who isn’t her.
And none of this matters because she will absolutely be president one day.
From now, I don’t think you are eligible for the office without a glaring mental health issue.
And she’s leading the field in psychosis.
Thanks for reading.
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