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Trevor Bauer sexually assaulted a woman. He punched her in the face multiple times, strangled her until she passed out and continued having sex with her lifeless body.
Trevor Bauer: 324-game suspension. Two years of regular season.
— Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) April 29, 2022
And Major League Baseball has finally decided to suspend him for the next two seasons. Life is good.
For people who think this suspension is too long, here is a photo of the victim:
Yup, just two consenting young adults having rough sex resulting in the woman needing to visit the hospital and file a restraining order against the man. Just your typical rough sex enjoyers here. Nothing out of the ordinary.
I’ve already written about Bauer being a piece of shit and I have nothing new to add in that regard but there is something beautiful when you witness one of the extremely rare occurrences when a rich wealthy white guy actually faces consequences for his actions. It’s like seeing a triple rainbow in the sky.
Let us all enjoy the downfall of a cocky sociopath who just found out he is suspended without pay for the next 324 days. We all know he is going to appeal and have the suspension lessened but until that happens, let’s pop champagne and smoke that Bauer pack.
We definitely needed this victory, especially with the way the internet is treating Johnny Depp like some fucking Greek hero overcoming the evil Amber Heard who apparently randomly woke up one morning and decided to torment Captain Jack Sparrow.
The Me Too movement made a lot of mediocre guys feel like they lost their power over women and we are seeing the pendulum wildly swing back where losers are turning defending Trevor Bauer and Johnny Depp into their entire life causes.
Bauer may have gotten out of criminal trouble even though he absolutely sexually assaulted that girl but at least we don’t have to watch him jog onto the mound every 5 days as we all pretend as if it never happened.
Eat shit, Trevor.
