Donald Trump's Campaign is About To Get a Huge Donation

Today, Nick Bosa and the San Francisco 49ers came to terms on a 5-year $170 million contract extension.

Source: Nick Bosa has agreed to a five-year, $170 million extension with the San Francisco 49ers, including $122.5 million guaranteed, by a wide margin. It will make him the highest-paid defensive player in history. pic.twitter.com/bRm6S9Eemf

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 6, 2023

This is coming just in time for the start of the 2023 NFL season but more importantly, election season is right around the corner and Nick Bosa’s favorite politician is going to need brave, fearless donors to ~~pay for his legal fees~~ fund his campaign.

Flashback: I am a “big fan” of Donald Trump. – Nick Bosa
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— Resist Programming 🛰 (@RzstProgramming) August 2, 2021

Unbelievable dick riding taking place.

Nick Bosa is one of the best two-way players in football history.

Never before has there been someone so great at rushing the passer while simultaneously being a Hall of Fame-level ball-licker.

He’s fantastic on both sides of the ball. He’s also a great football player.

Bosa has never seen a pair of boots his mouth couldn’t shine.

Offensive linemen around the league better pray Donald Trump stays out of jail or Bosa is going to put their through the Earth’s crust.

The week of the January 6th insurrection was the final week of the 2020 NFL season. The 49ers were 12-3 going into the game.

There was no reason for them to play any of their starters and risk injuries right before the playoffs. And Nick Bosa made sure he played.

He was in for 25 snaps and recorded a sack, a quarterback hit and a tackle for a loss.

Most stars would’ve taken the whole game off but Bosa had to put on for Ashli Babbitt. That sack was for all the people he thought helped Biden steal the election.

Donald Trump ends up behind bars and you can write him in as the new single-season sack champion.

Random Stray Thoughts

Do you think this new contract means Nick Bosa controls the locker room music? If so, good luck trying that in a small town.
The hardest thing I have to do as a football fan is pretend like Joey Bosa doesn’t have the exact same politics as his brother because Joey just comes off cooler but I know he’s definitely somehow more racist.