thelesterlee
The following is a live journal from a middle aged Atlanta Braves fan who was in attendance this weekend for Donald Trump joining in the extremely racist Tomahawk chop.
- Leaving the second shift early to get to Truist Park for the Braves games
- I know our REAL president will be in attendance so parking is going to be hell.
- Tailgating with the boys from my bird-watching crew to crush some Budweisers before the Braves crush the Astros.
- Begging my friend to not post the video of me chugging a beer. 1. I’m supposed to be at work and I’ll get in trouble. 2. I only spit it back up because there was so much foam. I promise you I can chug a beer.
- Rushing to our seats so we don’t miss our favorite song: The National Anthem.
- Holy shit, Donald Trump is in the suite right above our level 600 seats.
- I may not be able to see the field that well but no one in the ball park has a better view of the president than me.
- Shit, my bitch ex-wife is calling me. Fuuuuck I was supposed to pick up Adam today. I forgot this was my weekend of custody. Whatever, he’s probably watching some socialist’s Twitch stream being fed bullshit by kids on the Clinton payroll.
- Let’s GOOOO, time for the best part of any Braves game.
- Doing the Tomahawk chop smiling ear-to-ear knowing that the libs want to take this away from us.
- Oh my god, Donald Trump is doing it with us. NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR MY PRESIDENT.
President Donald Trump does the Tomahawk Chop while at the World Series in Atlanta. pic.twitter.com/CNmZcLYO8x
— David Hookstead (@dhookstead) October 31, 2021
- I gotta run on Twitter and see the libs crying at this.
- Commenting under every lefty communist scum bag telling them to cry about it more.
- Everyone keeps attempting to make fun of me for only having 4 Twitter followers but they’re just deflecting because they’re upset.
- Ugh, my gay ass son is calling again. Can’t talk now. Laughing at how obsessed the libs are. They can’t stop talking about this chop. Sorry, we’re not all PC over here. We’re not all going to become Commies. Sorry.
- Oh, the stadium is empty. I guess the game is over. Not sure who won but you know who lost? The friggin’ Democrats.
- Oh no, my phone is dying and I need the GPS to get home. My son’s good with directions. He’s also a liberal snowflake so I’ll just drive around until I find the highway. Like a real man.
- I’m getting pulled over for not driving straight. Maybe I drank too much during the game but I doubt a cop will arrest me after he sees all the Blue Lives Matter stickers on my car.
- I’m being asked to blow into the breathalyzer.
- I’m being handcuffed.
- Fuck the police, actually.
