Deshaun Watson Has To Go To Horny Therapy

Deshaun Watson sexually assaulted at least 20 women and the NFL settled on an 11-game suspension with a $5 million fine as his punishment for literally rubbing his wee wee on unexpected strangers while they were at work.

Any suspension that’s less than one full year is a disappointing mistake but it’s the NFL. This is the best they can do to punish a man who used his celebrity and status to force women into vulnerable positions in order to satisfy his gross ass fetish of getting happy ending massages from masseuses who 10000% do not provide any sexual acts to their clients.

BUT, there is one little clause that serves as the real punishment for this asshole.

Deshaun Watson has to comply with eval and treatment recommendations of a third-party behavioral expert to be reinstated. His reinstatement is contingent upon his compliance with the treatment plan. If he doesn’t comply, his reinstatement could be delayed, plus further discipline

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) August 18, 2022

Watson cannot return after 11 games until he goes through treatment and complies meaning he has to go to therapy and admit that he did what he continues to deny. He has to go to horny therapy and explain how and why he did this nasty shit or he can’t play again.

He didn’t play last season. An 11-game layoff won’t bother him. Cleveland just gave him a $44 million signing bonus. A $5 million fine won’t negatively affect his lifestyle in any meaningful way.

But making him sit in groper group therapy with a guy who runs around the local shopping mall parking lot opening up his trench coat exposing himself to random women and some store manager who got suspended from his job for sending dick pics to one of his employees.

It was extremely frustrating to see Watson show up to Browns practice and be flooded by adoring fans showering him with praise and begging for autographs and shit.

The only thing close to justice we can find in this situation is the complete embarrassment of this creepy dude.

Here’s his first throw in the preseason with the Browns:

Deshaun Watson’s first passing attempt of preseason pic.twitter.com/3coLolTKl8

— The GOAT House (@GoatHouseNFL) August 12, 2022

He finished passing 1-for-5 for 7 yards. The best case scenario is Watson crumbling and forgetting how to throw a football. If he’s going to look this bad when he comes back then I will be in the front row cheering every time he overthrows a receiver or gets snapped in half by a blitzing linebacker.

The idea of him sitting in one-on-one meetings after practice to have his horny levels evaluated every week is bringing a smile to my face. He has to prove he’s no longer a pervert if he wants to play football again and that’s hilarious. He has to look a therapist in the eyes and tell them ‘I have not jerked off on any girls today’ and then the therapist has to discern whether or not he’s lying that day.

Deshaun Watson was one of my favorite athletes. A black quarterback who put up numbers and dragged terrible Houston Texans teams to the playoffs ended up being a sexual predator. I will be rooting for his demise until the sun burns out.