Chris Paul Trick Y'all - Deadseriousness

The Phoenix Suns and the New Orleans Pelicans are tied 2-2 after the New Orleans Pelicans embarrassed the Suns 118-103 to win Game 4 and tie the series. Phoenix was far and away the best team in the regular season and should not be losing games to a team full of NBA 2K computer-generated players but it all comes down to Chris Paul being the ultimate fraud.

Jose Alvarado caused an 8-second violation on Chris Paul. 👀

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— Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) April 25, 2022

Jose Alvarado finally got Chris Paul slippin’ 🍪 pic.twitter.com/zJBV9mEGis

— NBA on ESPN (@ESPNNBA) April 25, 2022

With Devin Booker out with an injury, it’s up to Chris Paul to lead this team and he’s getting wet-willied and panced by Herb Jones and Jose Alvarado. CP3 has played 1,155 NBA games. Herb Jones and Jose Alvarado have played a combined 132 games in their careers and they were stuffing Chris in a locker and taking his lunch money.

Let’s take a look at how CP3 performed in this game:

35 minutes
4 points
11 assists
3 rebounds
3 turnovers
2-for-8 shooting
0-for-3 from 3
-14 +/-

The point god out here putting up Pat Beverley numbers. Chris Paul trick y’all, man. He for sure received MVP votes this season and CJ McCollum is outplaying him. We can’t even use the excuse of Devin Booker missing this series with an injury because New Orleans’s best player is sitting on the sideline in street clothes eating a stick of butter.

Chris Paul is elite, but he’s also an irritant. So, I really commend the Pelicans’ rookies for reciprocating CP3’s energy instead of folding. Jose Alvarado and Herbert Jones are tough!👏🏾 #NBAPlayoffs pic.twitter.com/Os1IDtuJuW

— GOWIE (@DaKidGowie) April 25, 2022

These rookies have Chris Paul in the torture chamber and there is no help coming to save him. Jae Crowder is too busy simping in young girls’ DMs and Bismack Biyombo is single-handedly saving the planet.

CP3 has always been an impossible player to root for. I will never in my life wish success upon a player who snitched to the refs about an opposing player not having his fucking jersey tucked in. Nah, Chris Paul deserves all the playoff losses.

A guy so dependent on manipulating the refs that he once tried to initiate a shooting foul on a FULL COURT heave at the end of a 4th quarter. Literally the opposite of ‘basketball IQ’. He’s a loser. He’s blown 3-1 leads. He just scored 4 points against the no. 9 seed.

If the Phoenix Suns get knocked out of the first round after being the best team all season long, I never want to hear about how historically significant Chris Paul is ever again. He’s just Kyle Lowry with LeBron’s phone number. 4 points.

Get CP3 the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck out of here.