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Chiefs Kicker, Harrison Butker, Receives Backlash For Simply Telling Us How Hard It Is To Be a Straight White Christian Man in America

Harrison Butker is the bravest man on Earth. Finally, someone is standing up for the little guy out there. The voice of the voiceless.

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Kansas City Chiefs extra point kicker, Harrison Butker, arrived at Benedictine College over the weekend, ready to give the graduating class of 2024 the greatest commencement speech in the history of history.

Before these kids enter the workforce, Butker—a man who has made over $18 million by kicking a football a handful of times throughout an NFL game—was ready to explain to them how the real world really works.

It doesn’t take long for this guy—who looks like his name is 1000% “Harrison”— to shake shit up by declaring ‘bad leaders that don’t stay in their lane’ have ruined society. When I heard that line, I knew we were in for a lot more truth-telling.

The 53rd player on the Chiefs 53-man roster is fearless.

Harrison Butker quickly gets into his bag, talking about how awful Joe Biden is for being pro-choice—even though Roe v. Wade was overturned during Biden’s presidency.

He says gender ideologies are’ dangerous’ with no explanation as to why but he doesn’t have time to explain any of these points. They could cut his mic at any moment. You and I both know the woke police are watching everything we say and do these days.

About 3 minutes in, Butker once again reiterates the thesis of his commencement speech: accepting your lane and staying in it.

Once you understand this, everything he says here makes sense.

Like the part where he told a group of graduating women they should have only one goal: raising kids.

“For the ladies present today, congratulations on an amazing accomplishment. You should be proud of all that you have achieved to this point in your young lives. I want to speak directly to you briefly, because I think it is you, the women, who have had the most diabolical lies told to you. How many of you are sitting here now, about to cross this stage, and are thinking about all the promotions and titles you are going to get in your career? Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world.

I can tell you that my beautiful wife, Isabelle, would be the first to say her life truly started when she began living her vocation as a wife and as a mother. I’m on this stage today, and able to be the man that I am, because I have a wife who leans into her vocation. I’m beyond blessed with the many talents God has given me, but it cannot be overstated that all of my success is made possible because a girl I met in band class back in middle school would convert to the faith, become my wife, and embrace one of the most important titles of all: Homemaker.”

My. Guy. Is. SPIT. TINGGGG.

Every woman graduating college should be excited about their new career: sacrificing all of your desires to serve as a babymaker, daycare, chef combo—allowing their husbands to make millions a year to kick a few times, a few months a year—your typical American couple. The guy is a millionaire who can afford for their wife to stay home.

Every household is like this, right?

Remember, accept your lane and stay in it, ladies.

Or else you may end up like Harrison Butker’s own mother: Elizabeth Keller Butker—a physicist who has worked in the department of radiation oncology at the Emory University School of Medicine in Atlanta since 1988 with specializations in brachytherapy and Gamma Knife medical physics care.

Let Harrison’s mom be an example of what to avoid.

Do not further your education and become an accomplished physicist, otherwise, you may end up with a spoiled rich kid who’s raised without ever facing any adversity but now acts like he’s a freedom fighter and leader of an anti-Christianity movement despite Christianity having literally always been the most popular religion in America and will continue to be for the foreseeable future— and no woman should ever have to deal with the pain of realizing they busted their ass to create a special life for their son—a son who grows up to become the guy who does kickoffs and tells young women to become human incubators.

His mom didn’t accept and stay in her lane and look at the damage it’s caused.

Listen to Harrison Butker.

He is a walking example of why mothers should stay home and raise their kids or they made end up becoming evangelical fuckboys, under the impression they are superior to women because it says so in a book that was written before humans bathed with soap and water.

Round of applause to Butker. Truly saving America’s future, one commencement speech at a time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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