Myles Garrett no longer wants to be a Cleveland Brown. In a statement released on NFL.com, Garrett indicated his watch had ended as the reigning 2023 Defensive Player of the Year wants to play for an organization that didn’t put all their eggs in a basket full of holes and cum-stained massage sheets. Here’s what […]
Saturday night was the biggest night of the year: WWE Royal Rumble 2025 in Indianapolis—where at one point, there was just like, a 15-minute segment dedicated to showing Pat McAfee’s old Indianapolis Colts punting footage. The Road To Wrestlemania has begun and we have two new no. 1 contenders for the men’s and women’s world […]
On Saturday night, I watched my guy Jey Uso win the 2025 WWE Royal Rumble then switched over to ABC to catch the second half of the Lakers coming into my city for a battle against the Knicks. You know the game is over when the white Knick on the end of the bench starts […]
When Zion Williamson is healthy and focused and on the court without Wendys BBQ sauce packets falling out of his pockets, he is an unstoppable force. Zion is a once in a generation athlete whose career has been grounded by his DoorDash history, and insatiable lust for mentally unwell porn stars and knee ligaments you […]
FULL TRADE DETAILS: Las Vegas Aces receive: — Jewell Loyd — No. 13 pick in 2025 Draft Los Angeles Sparks receive: — Kelsey Plum — No. 9 pick in 2025 Draft Seattle Storm receive: — No. 2 pick in 2025 Draft — Li Yueru https://t.co/Gcqgh1vgcd — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) January 27, 2025 Absolute blockbuster trade […]
The New York Jets have found their next head coach: Detroit Lions defensive coordinator, Aaron Glenn. Let’s gooooooo! OFFICIAL: We’ve agreed to terms with Aaron Glenn to become the Head Coach of the New York Jets. — New York Jets (@nyjets) January 22, 2025 Historic day for people who, for some reason, still think the […]
This year’s NBA trade deadline is February 6th, 3pm Eastern. So far, all we’ve got is Dorian Finney-Smith and Nick Richards changing teams. The NBA is dry as hell at the moment. Not on the court. On the court we’re witnessing some of the best basketball I’ve ever watched but I want to shake the […]
The 2025 New York Giants need a quarterback. You could make the argument the Giants have needed a quarterback since, like, 2016. But they absolutely need a quarterback next season after finally punting on Daniel Jones. Tim fucking Boyle played for the Giants this year. That’s rock bottom. So let’s look around the NFL world […]
As of right now, 6 NFL teams are without a head coach. The New York Jets, New Orleans Saints, Chicago Bears, Las Vegas Raiders, Jacksonville Jaguars and the New England Patriots are all coachless. I want to rank these NFL head coach openings based on where I myself would want to work. Feels like usually […]
2025 NFL Wild Card Weekend is upon us and despite my beloved New York Giants being nowhere near advancing to the tourney, I think I’ll still watch the games. But not all football games are created equal. We learned that on Christmas Day. Just because two teams have great win-loss records doesn’t mean it’ll automatically […]
This Fox Sports sex scandal is hilarious. Hairdresser, Noushin Faraji, aired out all of Fox Sports with a lawsuit with extremely funny allegations. I mean, it sucks for the victims and all that but this is a big event for all of sports media and if Deadseriousness wants to become one of the big dogs, […]
I just watched 17 of the worst football team I have ever seen. Watched every single one. Even this final 20-13 New York Giants loss to the Philadelphia Eagles practice squad. Tanner McKee finds EJ Jenkins for his first career TD reception! pic.twitter.com/iS0CjP8FhG — Shane Haff (@ShaneHaffNFL) January 5, 2025 Tanner McKee and EJ Jenkins, […]
With Mike Brown being fired via text after a full day of practice, it’s safe to say the Kings are done. They had their shot a couple seasons ago but Draymond Green powerbombed Domantis Sabonis and Steph Curry dropped 50 on them as the Golden State Warriors strangled them in the first round. The Kings […]
The NFL Pro Bowl is one of the biggest achievements in all of professional sports. The greatest athletes play in an electric All-Star game of non-contact flag football. Gladiators fly into Orlando, Florida to throw balls through tires and other incredibly important football-adjacent activities. Saquon took one in the noggin at #ProBowlGames Dodgeball 😅 pic.twitter.com/TqWYtsO5oM […]
The Juan Soto decision is in. BREAKING: Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract, sources tell ESPN. It is the largest deal in professional sports history. — Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) December 9, 2024 Juan Soto will be moving to Queens for the next 15 […]
From Wilt Chamberlain to Dennis Rodman to James Harden, we’ve heard about NBA players veryyyy much enjoying the night life. And good for them. What is the point of sacrificing your body, spending more than half the year on the road and allowing dorks like Stephen A. Smith to destroy your reputation on TV every […]
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