As a Knicks fan, I’d hate to see a 37-year-old with a busted achilles and a social media addiction join my beloved team. The man is almost guaranteed to miss a chunk of the season with some injury and, even in Golden State, he’s brought strange vibes to every ball club. I’m not sure how […]
After back-to-back heartbreaking 2nd-round exits, the New York Knicks finally reached the Eastern Conference Finals—4 wins away from an NBA Finals berth with only the Indiana Pacers in their way. The New York Knicks could return to the NBA Finals for the first time since 1999—but first, they have to survive one more round against […]
Before the Knicks sent the Boston Celtics to the 2026 NBA Lottery, ESPN aired the 2025 one. Here are the results: The 2025 #NBADraftLottery presented by State Farm Results! pic.twitter.com/rk5R8IVurT — NBA (@NBA) May 12, 2025 Let’s talk winners and losers of the 2025 NBA Draft lottery. Here are the winners: 1. People Who Like […]
Last night, I hovered over my bed—replaying all of my favorite moments from the Knicks stealing Game 1 of their second-round series against the Boston Celtics—a team that annihilated them on the first night of this season—breaking the record for most 3’s in a single game. Garbage time started with 9 minutes left in that […]
Black Mirror season 7 came out this week and after binging (and then re-watching again because I’m a sicko), I’m ready to rank these episodes from least to best. Before we get into this, I want to make it clear I think all 6 episodes were fuego so if something is ranked at the bottom, […]
The 2025 NBA Play-In Tournament begins this week. After losing in OT to the Los Angeles Clippers in the final game of the season, the Golden State Warriors have to fight for their lives against a Memphis Grizzlies team, throwing grenades into the bleachers, having the time of their life playing without a coach. The […]
The 2025 WNBA Draft is Monday night. I always forget how quickly the WNBA season starts moments after these women played a full year of college ball. The only thing that saved Caitlin Clark from a strange, disappointing rookie campaign was the Paris Olympics—granting Caitlin a few weeks off to just chill for a sec. […]
Project 2025 enacted. DEI is dead. The White Walkers have breached the Wall. Cooper Flagg is coming. 18 year old Cooper Flagg explosive athleticism pic.twitter.com/aPcw1vu5Qr — Pitless (@pitlessball) April 8, 2025 I finally understand why the White House is Eternal-Sunshining the country to forget Jackie Robinson’s existence—they’re changing all the textbooks to say Cooper Flagg […]
The 2025 NBA Playoffs are a few weeks away—you can tell from the god awful basketball played nightly as half the NBA loses everything for a chance at a teenager—like Subway Jared—and the other half exhausts their PTO in an attempt to maintain their health for the postseason. It’s the worst time in the calendar […]
It’s time for Deadseriousness to get into the 2025 NFL Mock Draft game. I want those pageviews too. I gotta feed my family (my dog). Sure, I only really watched Nebraska football and even then, I’m mostly on my phone watching clips from Jeff Teague’s podcast. But this is America where a lack of knowledge […]
I was waiting to see where Aaron Rodgers landed before I dropped a final NFL free agency article but I don’t have time to waste while Rodgers rubs mud on his face on the outskirts of the Patagonian Desert—high off the chemicals they forced 1950s housewives to devour after they watched their second-born get mowed […]
The Severance Season 2 finale just dropped. I cannot stop thinking about Gemma standing in the stairway, watching her long-lost husband leave with some random ass redhead instead of escaping and returning to their lives together. Homegirl has no idea what Severance even is and she—Lumon’s most important project—is roaming free, confused as shit, having […]
The New York Giants were one of the worst teams in the NFL last season and I know throwing a bunch of money at guys other teams discarded isn’t the smartest team-building exercise but neither is re-signing Darius Slayton—the Mendoza line of wide receivers—to the same contract you refused to give Saquon Barkley. But it’s […]
A DK Metcalf trade soon cometh. On the same day the Seahawks announce the release of 10-year Seahawks legendary receiver, Tyler Lockett, 2-time Pro Bowler and 2020 2nd-Team All-Pro, DK Metcalf has informed Seattle that his watch has ended and he’s ready to move on to greener pastures. And you can’t blame Metcalf for leaving. […]
This will be my third year writing this article predicting each team’s starting quarterbacks for the next season. I’ve been wrong every time. Tom Brady did not come out of retirement to play for the Las Vegas Raiders. My b. So we’re going to switch it up a little bit this year. Instead of predicting […]
The 2025 NBA All-Star Weekend started up Friday night with me having no interest in the Celebrity Game. Shout out to Rickea Jackson serving looks. I think Druski was there but I’ve seen nonstop AI photos of him in so many different jerseys to mock guys after they have bad nights that I have no […]
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