Growing up, you dropped the name “Ken Griffey Jr” at the lunch table, and all the 4th graders recognized you’re a ball-knower. You’d fall asleep to his highlights replaying on Sportscenter all night long on a loop. I always knew where my Ken Griffey Jr baseball card was—at all times. They claimed no one had […]
Tiger Woods has had a decent life. Woods has won 15 Major Championships, like, 15 more than I have. His 82 PGA Tour wins are tied with Sam Snead for the most of all time. He’s made an estimated $1.8 in career earnings—just hitting a little ball into another little hole in the ground. Tiger […]
I’ve reached an age where I am quickly realizing I am no longer a young man. My hangovers last an extra 24 hours. I refuse to get a haircut in fear it will never grow back. If I yawn too hard, I may need an ambulance. Which is why I was hyped as hell to […]
A new book, “Gambler: Secrets from a Life of Risk” written by professional gambler and guy who can definitelyyyy get you morphine if you need it—Billy Walters—details Phil Mickelson’s betting history. Walters claims from 2010 to 2014, Phil Mickelson was a WILD boy making 858 bets of $220,000 and 1,115 bets of $110,000. He claims […]
It’s difficult to stop my eyes from rolling out of my skull when a community known for excluding people they perceive to be less than, is crying about injustices. Since the inception of LIV Golf, golf geeks have been complaining about the league funded by the Saudi Arabian Public Investment Fund which is primarily run […]
Tiger Woods is known for two things: being the greatest golfer of all time and his uncontrollable desire to sleep with every waitress and cashier that makes eye contact with him. This week, Tiger built onto his horny legacy with the brutal dumping of his girlfriend, Erica Herman. Here are the details of Tiger’s newest […]
Over the weekend at the Genesis Invitational, Tiger Woods and Justin Thomas had one of the funniest moments in sports history. After driving the ball further, Tiger Woods walked up to Justin Thomas and slipped him a tampon biggest he was playing like a bitch. Tiger Woods had a gift for Justin Thomas after driving […]
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