The biggest story in college football is Sherrone Moore stalking and attacking a staffer he couldn’t stop making out with. But don’t let that distract you from Ohio head coach Brian Smith getting fired before a bowl game. After leading the Ohio Bobcats to an 8-4 record in his first year as head coach, the […]
Michigan head coach Sherrone Moore was minding his own business Wednesday. A tough loss to Ohio State and no CFP seed but still preparing for a big game in the prestigious Cheez-It Bowl. When all of a sudden, he was handed a pink slip and rode in the back of a police car to bookings […]
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it until my heart starts beating: Dating. Is. Hard. I imagine it’s even harder for a 73-year-old autistic football savant—obsessed with the military and linebacker blitz packages. We’ve all attempted to pursue women we believe to be “out of our league”—but it’s not getting the hot girl that’s […]
I hate the Dallas Cowboys. They dominate national NFL coverage despite not being a genuine Super Bowl contender since I was watching Doug and Rugrats. Yet they still dogwalk my beloved New York Giants twice a year just to spite me, specifically. Dak Prescott has a dart board covered in photos of my beautiful face. […]
Colorado star wide receiver AND corner, Travis Hunter, just had what should’ve been the biggest night of his life. He won the Heisman trophy over Ashton Jeanty, a running back who singlehandedly carried Boise State to the College Football Playoffs with one of the greatest rushing seasons ever. Travis Hunter was supposed to be at […]
I work from home so I spend most of my days locked into ESPN programming instead of actually working. I’ve been watching them slowly decline for years. Senior NFL reporter, Adam Schefter is one of the worst of the worst. He doesn’t do real reporting. Schefter is a vehicle, a mouthpiece for agents and owners, […]
It’s been almost two weeks since the horrific accident after the Ohio State-Michigan game when Michigan players attempted to plant their school’s flag on the Ohio State midfield logo, creating a chaotic post-game scene that ruined the day and was a black eye on college football—a storm cloud we may never see subside. The moment […]
Yesterday I watched clips of Tim Boyle and Drew Lock going through the motions of a lifeless Giants practice and made a decision. I could either continue pretending to believe Tommy DeVito is better than he actually is—the, maybe, 62nd best QB in the NFL—OR—I could lock in on college football, specifically getting to better […]
The squeaky wheel gets the grease. How can anyone give you what you want if they don’t know what you want? Colorado star, Travis Hunter, went on a podcast—hosted by RGIII and his weird ass wife from a war-torn Eastern European nation who sits quietly next to him—to give his argument for why he should […]
Nebraska losing a game in overtime by getting sacked on 4th and 29 on the final play is exactly what I needed to remind myself I am a fan of a cursed team that is allergic to relevance. The play that sealed the game for @IlliniFootball in OT! 🔒 Down goes Nebraska ❌🌽 pic.twitter.com/7IeAspAOiT — […]
Welcome to the College Football pre-game where we talk about some of the big (or random) games that will be must-see TV this weekend: This week we have Coach Prime vs. Dylan Raiola and Ashton Jeanty vs. Notre Dame. I used to love college football so this season I am forcing myself back into the […]
The Nebraska Cornhuskers play their first game next Saturday which means it’s rightttttt about that time I attempt to lock into another college football season, only to disappear a month in because my team had one. big nationally televised game against Oregon or Ohio State, and got blown out before halftime. This year is different. […]
Coach Prime is one of the most beloved college coaches in the country as long as you do not take any time to think critically about his motives, words or actions. When Sanders arrived in Colorado, after lying to Jackson State about how god told him to save the HBCUs or some shit, Coach Prime […]
I know everyone and their mothers has an opinion on who should be in the 2023 College Football Playoffs and I know that’s exactly what the NCAA wants but it’s still so weird to me that we aren’t all in agreement about Florida State deserving an opportunity to win the National Championship. I’m sure if […]
Welcome to the biggest goofs of the week. A goof can be an embarrassing mistake. A goof can be an extraordinary achievement. A goof is any moment that stands out and is worth mentioning. And what makes college football so great is how often people are just goofin’. From players to coaches to fans there […]
This weekend, we have an in-state battle between Colorado and Colorado State. Deion Sanders snapped his fingers and turned Colorado into one of the best teams in the country which has rubbed a lot of people the wrong way. Colorado State head coach, Jay Norvell, specifically has a problem with Deion wearing hats and sunglasses […]
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