Hey, the Suns have a new coach. Just In: The Phoenix Suns are hiring Cleveland Cavaliers assistant Jordan Ott as the franchise’s new head coach, sources tell ESPN. Ott has been an NBA assistant since 2012 and has a strong background of offensive and defensive creativity, player development and communication. pic.twitter.com/doDE6Fahdj — Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) […]
#Bills coach Sean McDermott tells reporters that newly signed edge Joey Bosa pulled his calf and will more than likely be sidelined until training camp. RB James Cook, seeking a new deal, is not present. — Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) May 27, 2025 It’s May and Buffalo Bills new star pass rusher, Joey Bosa, is already […]
We can be crybabies, complaining about the refs missing calls or Tyrese Haliburton’s dad being allowed in the arena or the locker rooms showers being slightly cold or whatever—OR—we can lick our wounds, head back to Madison Squade Garden for Game 5 and turn Rick Carlisle into the new Doc Rivers as the Indiana Pacers […]
Vincent Goodwill of Yahoo Sports dropped a Julius Randle profile, perfectly timed, a few hours before he disappeared in the Timberwolves Game 4 loss to the Oklahoma City Thunder. Here’s what Randle did against OKC Monday Night: 5 points 1-for-7 shooting 0-for-3 from 3 7 rebounds 3 assists 5 turnovers The Timberwolves desperately needed […]
Early in the 2024-25 NBA season, New York Knicks defensive stopper, OG Anunoby, ran into Anne Hathaway—an Academy Award winner and star of the 2009 hit film “Bride Wars”—who was sitting courtside at Madison Square Garden. OG Anunoby gets some stuff on Anne Hathaway pic.twitter.com/gp6tNkiYr8 — New York Basketball (@NBA_NewYork) November 14, 2024 Anne […]
On Saturday afternoon, the New York Yankees dogwalked the last-place Colorado Rockies, winning 13-1. Aaron Judge hit a first-inning, 2-out homer, his AL-leading 18th of the year, and the game was pretty much over as soon as it started. AARON JUDGE HOME RUN NUMBER 18 pic.twitter.com/142lYcK6lu — Talkin’ Yanks (@TalkinYanks) May 24, 2025 If that […]
I want to start off by saying, Miss Linda Holliday, my DMs are open if you want to discuss any harm this Jordon Hudson woman has caused you. Text me. I’m here for you. Linda Holliday—a lovely woman, I’m sure—dated future Hall of Fame NFL coach, Bill Belichick, for 16 years prior to his, uh, […]
This was supposed to be an article praising the New York Knicks on their Game 1 victory over the Indiana Pacers but then I remember good things do not happen to me. As a child I was was given the curse of being born. I didn’t ask for this. So to avoid depression-typing 1,000 words […]
A few days ago, I wrote about a former Phoenix Suns employee, Gene Traylor, filing a lawsuit against the team—citing allegations of discrimination and harassment. Traylor was the head of security and claims to have been demoted when he, well, went to his boss with several security claims—including Phoenix Mercury star, Britney Griner, being followed […]
Joe Biden is 9,430,104 years old, born on Pangea. His first pet was a dodo bird. After 4 years of wandering around the White House, talking to himself while his dogs were biting anyone who made eye contact with him—and then deciding to RUN FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN—despite the svelte man in the black coak holding […]
Welcome to Crying in Baseball, Deadseriousness’s weekly baseball column, where I cry and complain about all things Major League Baseball. This week, we’ve got Juan Soto’s sad return to The Bronx, an automatic strike zone that may not be so automatic and the return of Pete Rose. Juan Soto: The One Who Got Away […]
Breaking Phillies news: Phillies closer Jose Alvarado has been suspended for 80 games. But also … he’d be ineligible to pitch in the postseason if the Phillies get there. [image or embed] — Jayson Stark (@jaysonst.bsky.social) May 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM The Philadelphia Phillies are neck and neck with the New York Mets for […]
It is extremely expensive to purchase an NBA franchise. You can’t just, like, show up to work on time and try harder than everyone and hope to amass the wealth necessary to become an NBA owner. In order to acquire that much money, you have to be a bad human who exploits workers and lies […]
After back-to-back heartbreaking 2nd-round exits, the New York Knicks finally reached the Eastern Conference Finals—4 wins away from an NBA Finals berth with only the Indiana Pacers in their way. The New York Knicks could return to the NBA Finals for the first time since 1999—but first, they have to survive one more round against […]
For the second postseason in a row, the biggest storyline is the number of injuries to star players. This year, Steph Curry, Jayson Tatum, Darius Garland, Evan Mobley, Donovan Mitchell, Jaylen Brown, and now Denver Nuggets star, Aaron Gordon, is the latest to suffer from a hamstring injury that made him questionable for Denver’s biggest […]
Journalism is dead, capitalism killed it. Profits have become priority number one over actual, real journalism—forcing many newsrooms to close down. It’s expensive to send journalists around the country for weeks to hammer out the details of stories while the financial return of that investment is no longer great enough to convince the Venture Capilists […]
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