Bill Belichick and his 24-year-old girlfriend, Jordan Hudson, have been in the headlines as Coach Belichick has seemingly allowed his girlfriend—who isn’t old enough to rent a car—to control all aspects of his life, including a requirement that all emails sent to Belichick are CC-ed to Hudson as well.
Jordan Hudson appears to be both his little girlfriend as well as his business manager/PR agent/50/50 partner(?).
In a new CBS Sunday Morning interview, Bill’s relationship with Jordan Hudson looked even weirder as Hudson continually chimed in from the side—telling Belichick which questions he will or will not answer.
Yikes: This has to be the most awkward Bill Belichick interview he’s ever done…😳
Something strange is going on with Jordon Hudson.
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— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) April 27, 2025
Is Bill Belichick okay?
Bill Belichick is 73 years old with a 24-year-old handler who didn’t even appear pleasant to be around. Like, she doesn’t come off charming in any way.
Coach Belichick never does interviews so it’s safe to assume this CBS interview was his girlfriend’s idea. Which makes it even stranger how unpleasant and kind of unprofessional she looked throughout. Like, did she not expect questions while simultaneously whispering in Belichick’s ear, not-so-subtly coaching him through all of his answers?
This feels like elder abuse.
At one point, Bill is asked about their cute little social media photos and Belichick acts puzzled, as if he had no idea these photos existed.
As if Jordan Hudson convinced Bill to take a bunch of cutesy relationship photos so she could post them on Bill’s IG account (that she obviously runs) and curate and publicly project this loving relationship when in reality, she appears to simply just be controlling this super awkward old man’s life.
What does Jordan Hudson want from this?
I never thought anything tricky was happening in this relationship until this CBS interview. We see rich old men date young, mediocre women all the time.
When Bill was asked how the two met and Jordan, from the sidelines, urged them to move on to something else, it felt odd—especially when they’ve already shared the story that they met on a flight, where they bonded over her copy of a “deductive reasoning” textbook.
But now it feels like that story was completely conjured by Hudson, perhaps in a way a young, dumb girl would try to make herself appear to be some sort of intellectual equal to a 70+ year old man.
It’s starting to seem more like Belichick was targeted by Jordan Hudson. He’s a mark as young Cersei Lannister attempts to create a career for herself.
Someone who knows and loves Bill Belichick, please check in on this man. He’s not well.
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