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Antonio Brown has been suspended 3 games for attempting to bypass the NFL’s covid protocol with a fake vaccine card. AB should probably be suspended from the league for his numerous sexual assaults and just being an overall terrible human but we’ll settle for this vaccine shit. Let’s consider this the same as OJ getting jail time for stealing his own property back.
But what’s important about this fake vaccine card bullshit is the source of the information. The NFL wasn’t randomly flipping through the players’ files and checking which cards were real or not. There was a whistleblower.
Apparently, Antonio Brown had a disgruntled personal chef that claims he is owed $10,000 in wages. That same chef told the local Tampa Bay press about Brown’s master plan. That master plan was Brown’s girlfriend texting the chef offering $500 for a vaccine card.
Can you imagine how infuriating that must’ve felt? Antonio Brown owes you $10k and not only are they only offering you $500 to commit a crime for him but AB didn’t even reach out to him directly. It was his girlfriend’s money.
Here’s what the Chef told ESPN after refusing to get that card for Brown himself:
“He got them from another player who was selling them. That player came over to the house multiple times. He had to get another copy of Cyd’s vaccine card because they got her birthday wrong on the first one.”
It should shock no one that the same man that was accused of sexually assaulting an artist that was painting a moral in his home only for Brown to come out of his room with his dick out, is the same man that isn’t super kind to his chef.
Pay your employees and get the fucking medicine. Oh, also don’t sexually assault women and leave text message trails of all of your wrongdoing. Actually, just don’t be Antonio Brown.
