Antonio Brown is one of the greatest wide receivers of his generation.
928 career receptions, 12,291 yards and 83 touchdowns.
5-time All-Pro.
Super Bowl champion.
Truly unguardable at his peak.
When Ben Roethlisberger threw in his direction, Brown was coming down with it—every time.
He’s also a menace to society who should be wheeled around prison halls like Hannibal Lecter. Sexual and domestic assaults stacking up like the bills on the table next to my front door I have no plan on ever even opening up. Ya boy was running up that Kohl’s card in 2018. Mad cardigans.
It appears as though this lunatic may finally face consequences for his years of endangering every(woman)one around him.
In May, Antonio Brown attended a boxing event in Miami hosted by Adin Ross—a streamer who is famous for being like “isn’t it so gay when girls be yappin??“, attracting the attention of thousands of young lonely losers who hate women because they won’t have sex with them. None of these losers willing to shower daily, brush their teeth, pick up a dumbbell, or learn anything outside of where to camp on the Call of Duty Shipment map.
Perfect landing spot for Antonio Brown—a man who had filed for bankruptcy a year earlier and would definitely be down to punch people for money. Shit, he was doing it for free already.
Brown posted a $100,000 bond, claimed he was jumped for his jewelry and busted his gun to protect himself from the assailants.
Sounds likely. Brown seems like a dumb mark you can chain jack. However, I’m not so quick to believe the word of a man who took his little weewee out in a public pool and harassed the staff.
Zul-Qarnain Kwame Nantambu—the man Brown attacked at Ross’s fake boxing thing—had encountered Antonio before.
In 2022, Nantambu spent 40 days in a Middle Eastern jail after Brown falsely accused him of stealing $3 million worth of jewelry from him.
According to Nantambu, he met Antonio Brown on a plane to Dubai for a Floyd Mayweather fight, showed Antonio Brown some jewelry, let Brown wear some, and then Antonio never gave it back to him.
Duh.
I cannot stress enough how bad a guy Antonio Brown is.
If you were hanging from a cliff and Antonio Brown walked by—hearing your cries for help, seeing your feet dangling from the abyss—Antonio would piss on your fingers on his way to go strangle a sex worker.
Here’s what happened the night of the attempted murder, according to the Miami Herald:
A day after the shooting, detectives reviewed security footage that showed Brown and two others attacking Nantambu before the gunfire, according to the warrant. Security broke up the fight, and Nantambu walked away. Then, Brown took a gun from a security guard before running after Nantambu.
Detectives later interviewed Nantambu, who said he tried to leave after Brown attacked him. But Brown, he asserted, chased him with a gun and fired at him — possibly grazing his neck.
The two struggled over the gun before ending up on the ground, Nantambu told police. When officers arrived, Nantambu said Brown hid the weapon under a dark piece of cloth and walked away.
Antonio Brown robbed a jeweler and then tried to shoot him in the face when that same jeweler was like, “Hey, you robbed me”.
Perhaps this is the final chapter in the life of a man who wants so badly to be in jail.
Every morning, Antonio Brown wakes up with 3 GTA stars and does everything he can to get helicopters chasing his whereabouts.
You may finally rest now, AB.
I am not a person who believes jail is a necessary function. Most people in jail are harmless.
Antonio Brown is not one of those people. He is the walking embodiment of harm.
God knows how many men, women and children Brown was torturing in Dubai.
I imagine US Marshalls walked in on him sawing a woman’s tit off or some shit.
Pray for whoever Antonio Brown runs into when he inevitably escapes from prison.
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