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From the moment Anthony Edwards did his first interview, it was clear he was built different. On the court, he has the raw athleticism of Michael Jordan and off the court, he has Michael Jordan’s aura and star power. This season, especially in that overtime win against the Celtics last month, Edwards has shown he can reach that psychotic level of competitiveness.
But it wasn’t until OnlyFans model and woman who is singlehandedly paying for her plastic surgeon’s vacation home, Paige Jordae, leaked text messages between her and Ant Edwards showing Ant demonstratively telling her to make their accidental offspring disappear.
Damn Anthony Edwards knocked up an IG model and she exposed him pic.twitter.com/Nvid0FrNMW
— Nick (@nickiswashed) December 18, 2023
It starts with Paige sending a photo of a positive pregnancy test and then asking ‘so now what’ before Ant responds with ‘Get a abortion lol’.
Paige then tells Edwards she had an abortion a couple years back and was traumatized by it while Ant makes it very clear he does not give a shit and wants/needs her to get this abortion.
See, this is what separates the greats from the all-time greats. You have to be a sociopath to be the greatest ever.
How many of the all-time greats had normal healthy relationships with their family? Literally only LeBron but he’s been an anomaly since birth.
Michael Jordan had a 10-hour documentary about his life. His children only showed up in the last episode for maybe 30 seconds. You know they sat down with the crew for like, half a day and the producer only used the bare minimum because they probably didn’t have many positive things to say about their father spending all of his time in the gym getting up turn-around jumpers or vomiting off the side of a golf cart with Charles Barkley.
But there’s another crucial part of becoming Michael Jordan. It’s not just neglecting a woman you were intimate with a few weeks earlier. It’s how you react when all of the bullshit gets leaked.
Here’s how Anthony Edwards responded to an embarrassing text exchange that would’ve made me delete all of my social media accounts and throw my phone into the Long Island Sound:
ANTHONY EDWARDS. CLUTCH. 🔥pic.twitter.com/ST3jKIEpq5
— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) December 19, 2023
Anthony Edwards in Monday night’s 112-108 win over the Miami Heat:
- 40 minutes
- 32 points
- 8 rebounds
- 5 assists
- 3 steals
- 2 blocks
Most players would crumble under the weight of being made fun of for 24 straight hours but the Ant Man had one of his best games this season—Michael Jordan-level disassociation and compartmentalizing.
I don’t think people realize how incredible this is. You ever get into an argument with your girlfriend/boyfriend before work? You spend the entire day stressed as fuck just trying to find ways to leave early. I’m checking my phone every 60 seconds and being a straight-up asshole to anyone who dares to ask me “what’s wrong?”
Anthony Edwards has no idea if this random woman is going to have an abortion or pop up in 9 months with a child and an expensive monthly charge. Doesn’t matter though. Edwards dropped 32 on Miami’s head like nothing else in his life mattered.
One time at work, a girl texted me “we need to talk” at the beginning of my shift. I nearly threw up. You ever feel like you’re sweating but like, from the inside of your body?
Well, Anthony Edwards doesn’t know that feeling.
Ant Edwards is about to go down as one of the greats and with that, comes neglecting his family, missing birthdays and solely focusing on winning basketball games.
Quick side note: I have no idea why these girls are leaking everything now. Aren’t you embarrassed? First, Moriah Mills sharing every conversation she had with Zion Williamson and now this woman sharing super personal abortion details with us.
I feel like if you had an abortion 2 years ago and you never want to experience that again, you probably shouldn’t say ‘no, you don’t need a condom’ to a PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL PLAYER. Paige Jordae isn’t a victim here. No one is. I mean, maybe this baby but both of these horny adults knew what was up.
Just keep your private texts private, man. And ‘get a abortion lol’ before every state bans them and it’s too late.
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