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Aaron Rodgers has had an interesting year.
He stuck up the Packers franchise so that he could have more say in front-office decisions only to use the newly acquired power to bring Randall Cobb back to Wisconsin. (Cobb caught 28 passes).
He lied about being vaccinated and when pressed, he made himself out to be the victim of some liberal woke mob attack attempting to silence him despite getting freely interviewed every week with no signs of being silenced and not actually losing any real money. Poor guy. It was the loudest silencing in the history of history.
He stole the MVP award from Tom Brady and Cooper Kupp who both had objectively better seasons with the latter having the greatest statistical season for a wide receiver ever. And now, it appears as though his fiance is leaving him as TMZ reports Shailene Woodley and Aaron Rodgers have broken up.
Aaron Rodgers love life
Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley got engaged last February and a year later, it’s over. But as mentioned earlier, this wasn’t a slow year for Rodgers. This should shock zero people though. Shailene Woodley is an environmental activist and Aaron listens to podcasts that actively shit on climate change. The fuck did these two ever even talk about? It wasn’t football or Woodley being the worst actor on Big Little Lies.
But now that Rodgers has lost his only anchor to the real world, we are about to get the most annoying, insufferable version of him. If we thought last season was bad, wait until the NFL season ramps back up and Rodgers shits on the Packers for not building a time machine and signing prime Randy Moss from 2006. If a young receiver drops a pass, Rodgers is going to make them stay at the facility after the game catching cinderblocks until his hands bleed.
Not only is he going to attempt to drag his bosses again but he’s for sure going back on Pat McAfee’s radio Youtube show thing and go full right-wing incel loser.
The only thing that was stopping him from going full 4chan dweeb, Joe Rogan seat-sniffing, 5G conspiracy asshole was sleeping next to a vagina every night. That’s over. Get ready for Rodgers to be quoting Hitler by the end of 2022.
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