We live in a country where we have all lost faith in our leaders. Many of us have turned to dangerous conspiracy theories to help our brains comprehend how atrociously ineffective our government has become.
Antisemitism is on the rise as people point fingers at shadowy, imaginary Jews in power who are manipulating us so they can control the banks and Hollywood or some shit.
But Bradley Cooper is doing something heroic to challenge the way we see the world.
The trailer for Cooper’s new Netflix movie, Maestro, hit the streets this week and people have thoughts about Cooper’s choice to wear a big ass prosthetic nose to play the very Jewish Leonard Bernstein—the famous conductor responsible for the music in West Side Story and probably other popular stuff.
Look at this goofy ass nose. There was no reason on Earth for Bradley Cooper to put this on his face.
I mean, look at Bradley Cooper without the fake nose.
This is the last actor in Hollywood who needs to exaggerate the size of his nose.
Which made me realize what was really happening here. Bradley Cooper was trying to save America.
See, if Jews truly run Hollywood, if they truly run the world—then how would they allow Cooper to do the laziest antisemitic nonsense?
So we can all put that conspiracy theory to rest. Jews are not controlling everything otherwise Bradley Cooper would’ve been canceled, right?
Bradley Cooper is out here looking like Kanye West’s night terror demons and we’re to believe the Jews in charge of the world okayed this? Come on.
Thank you for your service, Bradley.
Now maybe we can all reach across the aisle and live in the same reality instead of pretending there is some secret Jewish organization dictating all of our lives because there is no way in hell the all-knowing, all-powerful Jews they talk about in those conspiracies would let Maestro touch day one of filming with Cooper looking like third reich cartoons from the 30s.
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