thelesterlee
When Warner Bros announced that James Gunn would be taking over the reins of the DC movie universe, there were so many announcements about movies being canceled and roles being recast. However, for some reason, this Flash movie is still happening despite the star, Ezra Miller, being a sociopath who has decided his life into torturing whoever is in his line of sight.
Let’s watch the trailer first:
Fine, you have my money. I understand DC almost needing this Flashpoint story to come out to establish that there are multiple universes so you can have your Robert Pattinson Batman tales as well as Ben Affleck but it also allows them to recast the entire Justice League which is crucial because Zach Snyder has literally never made a great movie. Also, Gal Gadot became a famous actress without ever actually learning how to act.
But there’s no reason why Ezra Miller had to be in this at all. Especially when we’re all one Google search away from seeing that Ezra has spent the last few years attempting to convince people he has real life superpowers and should be treated as such.
Ezra Miller has strangled, slapped, beaten and kidnapped SEVERAL people BUT Michael Keaton is back as Batman so, ya know, sometimes you have to take the good with the bad. Sure, Ezra Miller had to be bailed out of a Hawaii prison by a random couple he was staying with following a night where he harassed like, every single customer at a bar BUT Supergirl is in this movie so liiiiike, duality of man and shit.
Also worth noting that the couple who bailed him out of a prison that day had to file a restraining order against him that same night after Ezra stole the guy’s wallet and said “I will bury you and your slut wife.” which is bad.
Yes, Ezra Miller groomed a teenage trans kid and then may or may not have kidnapped them BUT Michael Shannon is back as Zod sooooo…shrug.
Ezra Miller should be behind bars or forced into a mental facility where the greatest doctors can put together the perfect concoction to fix the part of Ezra’s brain that makes him think he’s Jesus. And that should happen as soon as Flashpoint comes to theatres and then we can immediately look to recast him. I think that’s fair for everyone.
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