Barry Bonds is the greatest player to ever pick up a baseball bat. I don’t want to hear about steroids or whatever. A lot of guys juiced up and none of them have Bonds’s home run numbers. No one comes close to his walk numbers. The goat.
762 homers, 1,996 RBI, .298 batting average, 2,935 hits and a SEVEN TIME MVP. Again, many players took HGH and didn’t even make it to the Majors. This man won the MVP annually. Nothing but respect for my captain.
After hitting just an absurd number of home runs and then pretty much being exiled from the sport, Barry Bonds has apparently spent his time breeding puppies for dog shows.
“I’m just proud that he’s here.” – @BarryBonds to @JenHale504 on his dog Rocky competing at #WKCDogShow @MLBONFOX pic.twitter.com/eGRnvj8eIE
— FOX Sports (@FOXSports) June 13, 2021
Ok.
I’m not even entirely sure what I’m supposed to say next. I have zero insight on dog shows. You run with an odd looking dog and they jump through hoops and shit. I don’t know.
This is just one of those stories you scroll past while you trying to kill time between your birth and your death and you hope your feed doesn’t randomly refresh before you get the chance to scroll back up and watch Bonds smiling ear to ear talking about his dog Rocky.
Please add a section in the dog show where Bonds takes batting practice and the dog has to chase a 500-foot dinger down. Look at that, I just made dog shows cool.
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