From “The Guy Who Didn’t Trust Big Pharma But Then Played For Woody Johnson, The Johnson & Johnson Heir, Literally The Face of Big Pharma”, I bring you “Guy Who Believes Vaccines Were Designed To Control Us Purchases Local Police Technology Designed To Control Us”
An investigation published by FOIAball’s David Covucci on August 12 says Rodgers quietly funded the purchase of automated license plate reader cameras for the police department in Cedar Grove, New Jersey, where he owns a home.
The donation did not come under his name directly. FOIAball traced it through public records and property information, connecting it to an LLC associated with Rodgers. The reported total was $37,004 worth of new ALPR cameras for the Cedar Grove Police Department. (Source)
Aaron Rodgers is one of the few real athletes, really telling it like it is, shooting from the hip. One of the rare QBs not tethered to media-press-conference speak but willing to go out and tell the truth.
Except when asked whether he was vaccinated, he lied.
Or when he said Jimmy Kimmel was on the Epstein List, he lied.
Or like when he used a secret California LLC to purchase invasive, borderline unconstitutional surveillance technology for the local New Jersey cops.
As he pretends to be “anti-establishment” and a “free thinker”, he openly aids and abets the AI-power police state.
Dude smoked dust and purchased the AI apocalypse for his hood.
Aaron Rodgers went on that punter’s show recently, calling Dr. Fauci a “coward” for pleading the 5th (all while quietly shivering in his home—absolutely terrified of imaginary harm coming his way)
Dr. Fauci is a coward but Rodgers is Thor with the hammer, Thanos in his crosshairs when he’s secretly donating an NFL game check to the local government to instantly access everyone’s location in case the woke mob tracks him down or whatever the fuck.
What if a star QB who lived in Nicaragua—or whatever rainforest country hosts Rodgers’s offseason PCP retreats—”didn’t feel safe” and purchased surveillance tech for the local police to catch anyone smoking crack in the woods near his home?
Aaron Rodgers would chain himself to the ESPN seaport studios, demanding an interview. An hour-long rant most likely ending with Rodgers comparing himself to MLK. The grifters praise him as a persecuted victim. The most annoying person on the internet’s profile picture, a photo of Donald Trump placing a Presidential Medal of Dogshit around Rodgers’s neck; his wife revealed to be Erika Kirk—they host the next season of Love Is Blind—it sucks. He blames woke. He’s President in 2032. I jumped off a bridge in 2031 when Rodgers announced his candidacy.
Don’t tread on me folks always leave out the second half of that statement: “Please tread on everyone else but me though”
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