For the past SEVEN years, this weirdo on Youtube has been pretending to be Klay Thompson to prank people or whatever it is the least funny people on Youtube do for attention. We may finally have relief from his tyranny after Monday night’s Finals game between the Warriors and Celtics.
Here’s the official letter of my ban. pic.twitter.com/Ii9VTdWI0h
— Daws (@BigDawsTv) June 14, 2022
Fake Klay Thompson has been banned from Oracle Arena The Chase Center after sneaking past security and joining the team on the court for shootaround. OR, that letter is completely fake and this loser is just clout chasing for more attention.
Typically, I feel bad for celebrity impersonators. There’s something very depressing about any individual who finds some level of ‘purpose’ from pretending to be someone else. Sometimes, it’s really the best way these people can make some cash in this shitty world. And some are them are pretty talented too.
But there is no sympathy for Fake Klay Thompson signing autographs and taking pictures with fans who think they are having a once-in-a-lifetime experience with one of their favorite basketball players. Prank YouTubers are the scum of the Earth. Just scammers ruining people’s days. What a fun life.
I’m going to pretend the Warriors security allowed Fake Klay to walk onto the court in order to facilitate his lifetime ban especially considering he looks nothing like Real Klay Thompson and there’s no way anyone could’ve truly believed this geek was a professional basketball player walking around the arena in his jersey and game shorts away from the team just hours before one of the most important games of his career.
The worst part is now I’m writing about this nerd. He got me. One of the lamest accounts on the Internet is getting the notice they desperately thirst for and I’m helping. I’m part of the problem. Wow. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
