The New York Giants have the 3rd most wins in NFL history.
4 Super Bowl Championships. A historic institution in this country.
In 1925, Tim Mara and Will Gibson scraped together the most money they could, outbidding the field— ً$2,500 the New York Football Giants. Today, the price at the drive-thru window ordering dinner for a family of 5. A visit to the dentist today is like, 3 NFL franchises in 1925.
The New York Giants are a crumbling empire
Today the Giants, like all American institutions, decaying beneath the weight of egotistical men who believe they’re more important than they truly are, sons of men who believed they were more important than they truly are—unable to conceive the possibility of a universe in which their ideas and opinions are not immediately prioritized—their inherited competitive advantage rapidly waning as new, open-minded competitors emerge—willing to concede decision-making to innovative, progressive, diverse minds.
In 1979, Wellington Mara and his nephew Tim Mara, fought over the new Director of (football) Operations job opening. Both men ten toes down on their self-belief in their own genius—needed the NFL Commissioner to step in and help them decide.
The York Giants were always run by Atlas Shrugged-obsessed rich kids—each generation’s bookmark, closer to the front cover than the back, believing their qualifications are atomic—DNA-coded.
The president of the United States is a bored, stubborn airhead; his brain literally cannot conjure the feeling of being incorrect. Every day a new calamity, no rake left lying, never his fault. Led by their god-given business instincts, both Giants owner, John Mara, and Donald Trump surrounded themselves with morons, grifters and equally unqualified losers.
Of course opposing teams have the best Sundays of their careers when they land in New Jersey. For years.
John Mara is a baby in a high chair, giggling, clapping his fingers, stomping his little feetsies, whenever one of these inept GMs or coaches pulls a nickel from behind his ear at the job interview.
Brian Daboll fired
Sources: Brian Daboll is out as the Giants head coach. pic.twitter.com/ITkKOdgRu3
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) November 10, 2025
Brian Daboll tricked John Mara into 4 years worth of paychecks, the “offensive guru” who reshaped Josh Allen’s career—even though Josh Allen clearly appears more detail-focused, more understanding of the nuances within the game of football—far more now that Daboll’s gone.
Daboll’s offensive alleged expertise never arrived in baggage claim.
He is now unemployed after his third consecutive 2-8 record through 10 games.
Their offense stinks.
- 2023, 30th in points
- 2024, 29th in points
- This season, 26th in points.
Even in winning the 2022 Coach of the Year trophy, Daboll’s offensive genius only put together the 24th-most yards.
Brian Daboll’s secret move?
Grabbing his quarterbacks—one hand on their collar and the other of their belt—battering ramming them into cement walls over and over.
From Josh Allen to Daniel Jones to Jaxson Dart, like, an abusive father’s worth of unnecessary carnage inflicted on his young, doe-eyed QBs, dropping back in the pocket to the tune of the birds chirping around their blurry, concussed vision.
Brian Daboll is the neighbor Sid from Toy Story, smashing his action figures into dust.
If the man hired for his offensive prowess cannot demonstrate a milliliter of it, how was he ever going to control an entire football club?
Defensive coordinator Wink Martindale attempted a coup de’tat. His defensive coordinator tried to usurp his throne. John Mara treats red flags the way I treat stop signs in sleepy neighborhoods.
Thankfully, Brian Daboll remained head coach, replacing Wink with Shane Bowen, a DC whose defense is responsible for coughing up unprecedented 4th quarter leads.
The Dallas Cowboys in Week 2.
The Denver Broncos in Week 7.
Now, the Chicago Bears in Week 10.
Against the Cowboys, Broncos, and Bears the Giants had a 92.3%, 99.3%, and 96.9% chance of winning late in the 4th quarter. Brian Daboll lost all of them. The odds of that happening is 1 in 60,000. pic.twitter.com/29NxNr7gXn
— (@JoeSchoenMVP) November 9, 2025
The New York Giants lost 24-20 against the Chicago Bears on Sunday. The Giants were up 20-10 with 2:18 left in the game. They were up 10 with 2 minutes left and lost by 4.
Brian Daboll needed to be fired. Too much talent on this roster, too many end-of-game meltdowns, too many Jaxson Dart concussion tests from short-sighted, pain-inducing QB runs.
Above all, Brian Daboll needed to go because rookie QB Jaxson Dart is far closer to All-Pro status than anyone in that building expected and he must be protected from the carelessness and goofiness of Brian Daboll.
Jaxson Dart rising through the ashes
The Mara family isn’t going anywhere. They cannot and most importantly, refuse to, revive their organization. They don’t care if the ship sinks, as long as their names get to be on it.
America is owned and operated by elderly men throwing 20 mph beach balls down the middle of the plate— refusing to give the ball to their skipper and the bullpen.
We don’t escape this without dynamic, talented, courageous, special leaders.
Jaxson Dart is the revolutionary, restoring our faith in the possibility of a better tomorrow.
A mullet-headed, TikTok dancing, willing his way to the endzone, overcoming the constant new challenges against him—adapting and developing new skills in the process.
A season ago, Giants QBs combined to score 19 touchdowns (15 passing, 4 rushing).
So far, in 7 career games, Jaxson Dart scored 17 times (10 passing, 7 rushing).
Malik Nabers and Cam Skattebo, geeking off the ibuprofen, Brian Daboll’s belongings already boxed in the back of a U-Haul.
The shifting tectonic plates only excite and motivate Jaxson, comfy in the apocalypse.
Here’s what Jaxson Dart did against the Bears before Daboll strapped him down to the slaugher house factory line.
- 19-for-29
- 242 passing yards
- 6 carries
- 66 rushing yards
- 2 touchdowns
Complete control as the world burns around him.
Jaxson Dart, for the first time in over a decade, brings instant urgency and kinetic egenery to an offense with no pulse, a nonsensical defensive strategy, a front office now forced to sit up in their chairs and take their jobs seriously, a fanbase shocked alert by consistent poise and success in high leverage positions—like finishing off drives from the red zone or commanding the hurry-up offense without false starts or receiver misccomunications, ya know, the shit the great QBs do as a light work out before breakfast.
ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN RUN FOR JAXSON DART 🏃♂️ pic.twitter.com/2w75TjspJ9
— Giants Videos (@SNYGiants) November 9, 2025
Jaxson Dart starts the night with a rushing touchdown. pic.twitter.com/ylWAjvZEk8
— Chase Parham (@ChaseParham) October 10, 2025
It sucks that the Giants suck.
It sucks that America sucks.
But the adversity will breed a new messiah.
A hero rises to save Gotham City from the owner disconnected from the reality of his team’s suffering, the prideful GM, more focused on proving his Russell Wilson signing was correct instead of recognizing, within this context, Russell Wilson is the worst QB in the NFL and now the next 8 weeks with a substitute teacher and a locker room full of guys planning their vacations.
Vote4JaxsonDart.
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