The Good, The Bad and The Ugly: Western and Eastern Conference Game 1’s
From OKC’s defense strangling the life out of Minnesota to SGA foul baiting to, uh, whatever happened at the end of that Knicks game…
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Crying in Baseball: If You Love Soto, Let Him Go
From Juan Soto getting embarassed in The Bronx to an automatic strike zone that may not be so automatic, there IS crying in baseball, baybeee
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24 Biggest Winners and Losers of the 2025 NBA Draft Lottery
Is Giannis heading to Texas? Is Jared McCain getting a new TikTok buddy? Are the Brooklyn Nets fucked? Let’s talk 2025 NBA Draft Lottery.
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Horniness Killed The Celtics Dynasty and The Draymond Green Agenda™
From Joe Mazzulla blowing it to The Draymond Green Agenda to Tyrese The Cowardly Point Guard, Let’s get up some Free Throws
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5 Biggest Takeaways From The Knicks Game 1 Overtime Victory in Boston
From Brooklyn getting meaningless draft picks to Jalen Brunson proving he’s better than Jayson Tatum, let’s talk Knicks Celtics Game 1.
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2025 NFL Draft Awards
From Shedeur Sanders falling to the 5th round to Mel Kiper crashing out on ESPN, let’s give out some 2025 NFL Draft Awards.
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Wrestlemania 41: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
WrestleMania 41 marks the end of me giving away my time and attention to a company that only wants to sell Logan Paul’s coconut water.
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Max Fried is the Best Free Agent Signing of the Year
This offseason, the Yankees signed Max Fried to an 8-year, $218 million contract, little did we know it was the biggest signing ever.
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Lester’s 2025 NBA Playoffs Diaries
Welcome to Lester’s Diaries, where I rant, ramble, yap and yuck about some sort of tournament or weekend-long event or whatever. Lets’ talk about the 2025 NBA Playoffs.
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Ranking Every Episode of Black Mirror Season 7
From the USS Callister sequel to my undying allegiance to The Throng, let’s rank every episode of Black Mirror season 7.
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3 Biggest Storylines Heading Into the 2025 NBA Play-In Tournament
The 2025 NBA Play-In Tournament: where barely functioning teams shed blood, sweat and tears, to be swept by the 1 seed.
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“Fuck You, Pay Me” -Kyle Tucker
Chicago Cubs star, Kyle Tucker, is in the final year of his contract so he just decided to become the best player in the baseball.
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The Game I Watched Yesterday: James Harden Reaches His Final Form
The Clippers and Warriors had the biggest game of the season with James Harden carrying LA on his back in a huge OT win against his opps.
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5 Biggest Storylines Heading Into The 2025 WNBA Draft
From Paige Bueckers’s arrival to the Golden State Valkyries first ever draft pick to Caitlin Clark, let’s preview the 2025 WNBA Draft
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Lester Locks In: Kawhi is the GOAT, the Yankees Can’t Pitch and Wrestlemania Week
Welcome to Lester Locks In, where I, Lester Lee, will choose a few teams or events or people to lock in on for the week. This week we’ve got some Cubbies, some NBA playoff squads, Wrestlemania week and of course, my beloved Bronx Bombers.
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Ranking The Best NBA Landing Spots For Cooper Flagg
The 2025 National Player of the Year is coming. Cooper Flagg has the potential to ignite a city’s economy. What’s the best landing spot for the future Hall of Famer?
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Friends & Neighbors is Divorced Dad Mid-Life Crisis Porn
Deadseriousness TV Review: Friends & Neighbors—finally, a show for the biggest victims in this country, middle-aged wealthy white dudes.
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There is Nothing on This Earth Tyreek Hill Loves More Than Hitting People
Once again, we have a new story about Miami Dolphins wide receiver terrorizing a woman. Nothing Tyreek loves more than violence.
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The Game I Watched Yesterday: The Celtics Put Baby in the Corner…Again
The Knicks Celtics Tuesday night overtime battle proved something once and for all: the Knicks cannot beat the Celtics.
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31 Players With The Most To Prove In The 2025 NBA Playoffs
From role players like Dyson Daniels to stars like Luka Doncic, let’s talk about players who have the most to prove in the 2025 NBA Playoffs
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I Just Don’t Have What It Takes To Be As Successful as Pat McAfee
This new Pat McAfee Mary Kate Cornett lawsuit is a reminder that I simply do not have what it takes to reach that level of success.
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Let Millie Bobby Brown Make All The Garbage She Wants
Welcome to Deadseriousness Movie reviews. Today, let’s talk about Netflix’s expensive waste of time, The Electric State.
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Deadseriousness 2025 NFL Mock Draft
Who will the Titans draft no. 1? Who will take on the Sanders Family? How will the Browns mess this one up? Here is your 2025 NFL Mock Draft
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MLB Must Ban The New York Yankees New Illegal Bats
On Saturday, the Yankees beat the bone marrow out of the Milwaukee Brewers in a historic 20-9 strangling all thanks to their new bats.
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You Should Always Fire Your Head Coach 21 Days Before The Playoffs
The Memphis Grizzlies have 8 games left before the playoff start—the perfect time to fire Taylor Jenkins for no clear reason at all.
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College Basketball Needs More Unhinged Sore Losers Like Dan Hurley
Dan Hurley is the last of a dying breed. He’s a throwback to the golden era of college basketball when coaches were sociopaths.
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Amanda Seyfried Auditioning For Snow White Would’ve Saved America
Amanda Seyfried revealed she auditioned to star in Wicked but the country would be in a far better place if she auditioned for Snow White.
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I’d Be Honored To Date The President’s Special Needs Son’s Sloppy Seconds
The Tiger Woods Vanessa Trump dating news is official. Tiger now joins the most brilliant, powerful, classy, respectable family in US History
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