4 Funniest Results From 2021-22 NBA All Star Voting

The 2021-22 NBA All Star voting is in and there are a few interesting results no one saw coming. Andrew Wiggins will be starting the game over guys like Chris Paul, Karl-Anthony Towns and Anthony Davis because we still vote for specific positions in a modern NBA where those don’t really exist anymore.

But who cares? It’s an exhibition match to see whether or not Giannis wants another All Star MVP trophy or not. Let’s focus on the funniest results from the All Star voting:

1. Enes Kanter getting zero fan votes

Enes ‘freedom’ has self-appointed himself as the voice of the people and those people voted for him zero times. Months of running around with Fox News assholes claiming his playing time was being taken away because he was so ‘outspoken’ about injustice while never actually going into detail about any of these injustices only to be reminded that he’s a terrible NBA player and none of the conservative weirdos he was deepthroating gives a shit about his basketball career.

2. Rudy Gobert tears

I celebrate any and all opportunities to upset Rudy Gobert. For some reason, people are considering him a ‘snub’ because he won’t be starting the All Star game even though he will most certainly make the final roster and it won’t even matter because when they draft the two teams, he’s going to be picked last. Gobert—and his handful of strange stans—believe he is this underappreciated superstar when in reality, he’s just French Theo Ratliff.

3. The media’s break up with Luka

Luka Doncic enters every season as the MVP favorite and finishes every season getting ejected in the first round by Kawhi Leonard. But it appears the media has finally given up their goal of forcing Luka to be the new face of the NBA as they joined forces to give him exactly zero (0) All star votes. Paul George received more media votes and he’s played 8 fewer games and won’t be back on a court until late March. Yike.