Whatever You Do, Do Not Ask Kanye West About His Twitter Followers

Piers Morgan is one of the best journalists we have today—hosting a TV show in which he brings on social media agitators to argue with educated, informed guests about super lowkey, low stakes topics like racism, antisemitism and war.

Recently, he had on that one girl who lost a swim race, like ten years ago—using it as motivation to dedicate her life to making life worse for anyone who’s not her and that Squidward-looking edge lord from the Fresh and Fit podcast—a show where two dorks created an imaginary reality in which they are the two coolest guys and all the women are dumb whores.

On that show with this All-Star crew of unhirables, Piers suggested they say the n-word out loud.

Again, this is the journalism we need.

This week, Piers had an interview with Kanye West and streamer/sociopath Sneako, in their weird gooner castle in Spain.

Kanye has spent the year tweeting nonstop about hating the jews, being a Nazi, stalking his ex-wife, etc.

Kanye is the type of man who deserves more microphones in his face.

Truly a misunderstood figure who has been a raging asshole for almost two decades—allowing paranoia to become his default setting—constantly living life like he’s on the stand, fighting for his freedom, when in reality, most people just want cool beats and sneakers from him and the massive conspiracy to “cancel” him is just the people in his life concerned he’s going to Chris Benoit them one day.

The interview didn’t last long before Kanye West stormed out after Piers Morgan misrepresented Kanye’s Twitter following.

Piers commented on Kanye having 32 million Twitter followers to which Kanye responded “you’re not going to take inches off my dick, bro,” before calling himself a “gift” and asking “all you people in media act like you haven’t played my songs at your weddings, graduations, or at funerals or when your child is born?”

“That nuance right there is idiotic, it shows the hate you put out for people who put out love, there’s so much love in the art that I put out,” West continued.

West then ended things with Piers Morgan after claiming Piers wasn’t taking “accountability or responsibility” and told him “this is what you get for now, we can circle back when you can count.”

How dare Piers accidentally leave out a million bots that follow Kanye’s meinkempf appreciation posts?

I feel bad for Kanye West. All he wants to do is spend all of his time hating Jewish people for amorphous, ambiguous reasons without any sort of consequences to his bigotry and he can’t do it.

I hope Piers finds that accountability. Get your research right. Speaking of getting numbers right, ask Kanye how many people died in the Holocaust and see how suddenly he’s not so accurate about numbers.

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