Saquon Barkley Lashes Out At People Criticizing His Golf Outing With Donald Trump

Saquon Barkley is one of the biggest stars in the NFL. He just finished the 2024 season with the second-most yards in NFL history, helping propel the Philadelphia Eagles to a Super Bowl victory over the Kansas City Chiefs.

Barkley can do anything he wants right now.

He’s the king. The world is his oyster.

Saquon has elected to spend his free time golfing with Donald Trump, a man who is actively waging an unconstituenal war against anyone who looks like they may speak Spanish while simultaneously crippling the global trade markets with tariffs that don’t help anyone.

While the Eagles were winning the NFL Draft, Saquon spent this past weekend with Trump at Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, N.J. and he woke up this morning tired of all the criticism from the peanut galery.

How can you be mad at Saquon for golfing with Trump when he just golfed with Obama the other week?

What’s the difference between golfing with Trump or Obama?

There are absolutely zero moral or ethical differences between these two men.

A complete 1:1 comparison that requires no further examination. Both Trump and Obama were presidents; therefore, golfing with them is the same thing.

Barack Obama was never charged with rape or fraud or collusion. Zero photos of Barack hanging out with his “best friend,” Jeffrey Epstein.

Obama wasn’t actively shutting down every regulatory body that keeps citizens safe like the FDA.

Obama didn’t fire hundreds of thousands of government employees on a whim.

He didn’t turn our allies against us in some trade war that a (dumb) child would think was a good idea.

But yes, golfing with Obama is exactly the same as golfing with Trump. Sorry to bother you, Saquon Barkley.

Saquon is just a guy who loves presidents and golf courses. No politics or critical thought at all.

This is how you heal the nation. Just don’t think about all the crimes and cruelty. Focus on putting. What a hero.

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