If You Love This Country, You’ll Stop Watching Hot Ones

Many of you have moved on from the election.

I’m jealous.

It’s the only thing I think about.

I haven’t slept in weeks.

How did Kamala Harris lose to the carny that makes you spend $60 at a random pop-up festival ring toss game to win a teddy bear that only costs $5 you will accidentally leave behind at the park bench table where you ate lunch?

Thankfully, my favorite podcast, Pod Save America, is still thinking about this Kamala loss too.

PSA had a round table discussion with some of the Harris campaign’s staff and we learned they tried to get Kamala to appear on an episode of Hot Ones—the show where celebrities eat hot chicken and drink warm milk on YouTube—but Hot Ones turned Kamala Harris away.

“‘Hot Ones,’ which is a great show, they didn’t wanna do any politics, so they weren’t going to take us or [Trump].”

Are you kidding me? Democracy was on the line and Sean Evans, that bald-headed porn addict, decided to protect his brand instead of his fellow Americans?

Kamala Harris 10000% lost this election because she didn’t go viral nervously laughing while Sean Evans stared dead in her face—completely unphased by the spiciness of the chicken he’s pretending to eat—to ask her “Does Palestine have the right to defend itself?”

Meanwhile, it felt like every podcast happily allowed Donald Trump to come on their program and rant about all the memes he’s scrolled past that week.

And now this country is doomed. The demons won. All because Kamala wasn’t allowed to eat chicken with this Nazi-apologist, Sean Evans.

No one should give that show another single view.

Boycott Hot Ones until the show is canceled.

Do you have any idea how many Trump voters have come up to me and told me “I was soooo close to voting for Kamala Harris but I just wish she went on Hot Ones”.

We can’t have misogynists like Sean Evans walking among us, withholding their wings from those who need them most.

Send this guy to wherever Armie Hammer and Louis CK went. Honestly, I’m even okay with sending Evans to prison. It should be illegal to not want to hang with Kamala.

Oh well, his BFF Trump will just pardon him anyway.

If you’re a true friend and ally, you’ll never watch Hot Ones again—unless you don’t give a shit about women’s health care. Interesting.

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