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The New York Jets just fired their GM, Joe Douglas, 2 days after their 28-27 last-second loss, allowing Anthony Richardson—who’s completing less than 50% of his passes—to put up a 106.5 passer rating, basically guaranteeing no one in the Jets building is getting a playoff bonus check in the mail this year.
— New York Jets (@nyjets) November 19, 2024
I love it.
The sky is falling.
Aaron Rodgers had already established himself as a weirdo—like when he lied about being vaccinated and then got sick at a Halloween party dressed in that lazy John Wick costume.
And whether we care about Covid or not, he made his priorities clear. If he cared about winning football games, he wouldn’t have gone mask off at a Coronavirus chicken pox party in the middle of the season.
The New York Jets traded for a grumpy, selfish elderly man with a victim complex—constantly speaking like he is the most brilliant man on Earth while simultaneously saying things that are just objectively not true— then crying about how unfair it is that the media doesn’t embrace him.
The NFL media loves Josh Allen right now. Like, no one’s really tearing him down. They’re all in.
And I don’t think it’s a coincidence that I have no idea what Josh Allen believes about anything.
Aaron Rodgers went on a podcast and said that Dr. Anthony Fauci created the AIDS virus. He deserves the 2024 New York Jets.
Zach Wilson was 4-7 in his 11 starts last season.
Aaron Rodgers is 3-8 this year.
They trapped Zach Wilson under a box with a MILF attached to a piece of string and sent him to Denver.
Aaron Rodgers has the same number of interceptions as Daniel Jones—who was just demoted—and you can’t change the bathroom soap in the team facility without CCing Aaron in the email thread.
Rodgers needs to have Nathanial Hackett as his offensive coordinator. They’re 26th in scoring running a playbook from a guy who almost ended the career of Russell Wilson—who is currently leading the Pittsburgh Steelers to a division title.
They have to trade future draft capital away for an overpriced wide receiver who lives in Rodger’s bottom bunkbed.
They’re 1-5 since.
Joe Douglas was forced to build a team around SS Danica’s old work and now he’s fired too.
I love that Aaron Rodgers—the ‘free thinker’ fighting against Big Pharma—continues to be blindly protected from any accountability by Jets owner, Woody Johnson, the literal Johnson & Johnson face of Big Pharma.
Aaron Rodgers keeps getting in front of microphones and saying shit like “the flu shot makes kids trans” and Woody Johnson, one of the biggest distributors of those flu shots, is like “GET JORDY NELSON ON THE PHONE, WE CAN STILL WIN THIS THING”
That loss to the Colts was heartbreaking. The Jets were at the finish line. Indianapolis got the ball with 2:41 left in the game, down 5 points.
Poise in the pocket, ball placement, patience. That game-winning drive was everything you want out of a franchise quarterback from Anthony Richardson pic.twitter.com/cZxo7IcaNT
— Football Digest (@FoootballDigest) November 17, 2024
The New York Jets just gave Anthony Richardson his biggest NFL moment. They provided the Indianapolis Colts with a proof of concept.
The Jets created a star that will be beating their ass every year going forward now.
And I couldn’t be happier to see Aaron Rodgers on the other end.
Looks take a look at the final play of the game where Aaron Rodgers had an opportunity to make a statement and bring the Jets back in front of the home fans:
Typical Aaron Rodgers under pressure final drive:
Refuses to throw the ball downfield because he doesn’t want extra picks on his stats, would rather take 2 sacks and lose
pic.twitter.com/Rmz9rpLGqv— John Frascella (Football) (@NFLFrascella) November 17, 2024
*Chef’s kiss*
The Jets are not a professional sports organization until they drop Rodgers off at the retirement home and build an actual program from the ground up instead of putting a little “Don’t Tread On Me” bandaid over their problems.
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