Deshaun Watson forced 20+ women to touch his little wee wee and was punished with the largest contract in NFL history.
The Cleveland Browns traded for a guy who was spending his afternoons in courthouses, trying to convince judges that all these women were just telling similar lies, unprovoked, and not only did they give him the biggest contract ever, but they structured his salary in a way that would save him from a massive fine in case the NFL penalized him.
When you have the opportunity to give a quarter billion to a sexual predator, it’s crucial to also protect him.
Watson has looked worse and worse every single start he’s had in Cleveland.
He is objectively the worst quarterback in the NFL, both on and off the field—yet he continues to get starts because the front office is hoping he can string a few nice weeks together and can trick another team into absorbing his stupid contract, ya know, the same way Deshaun tricked women into watching him jizz on himself.
The 2024 Browns rank 28th in yards and 30th in points. Coming into Sunday’s game against the Bengals, the Browns were 0 for their last 26 third-down attempts.
Deshaun Watson is straight dogshit out there.
And at the end of the first half, the Deshaun Watson experience finally came to an end.
This was the non-contact injury to #Browns QB Deshaun Watson. It does not look good at all. pic.twitter.com/ES2MecuhD4 https://t.co/dKfcJ5SMMt
— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) October 20, 2024
Touuuugh non-contact injury. Oh no, is that an achilles??
THIS IS AWESOME: Deshaun Watson in tears after tearing his Achilles
I love the NFL ❤️ pic.twitter.com/0REA7aJ7ss
— a (@DakHOF) October 20, 2024
Oh no, he’s crying. My heart. You have to feel bad fo—
SIKE HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEEEEEE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BITCH. RIP BOZO.
Damn, this must be so stressful for Deshaun. I bet he’d love a massage right now. Welp, enjoy the most painful injury with the most excruciating rehab program.
It’d be a real shame if Deshaun plays football again or walks again or goes near a massage therapist again or goes to jail for sexually assaulting an MLB roster’s worth of women or dies on the operating table.
SEEEEEEEEEEE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU WEIRDO.
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