7 Biggest Losers of NFL Week 18

We did it. We finally made it through the 2022 NFL season. Sure, we had to get through watching Skylar Thompson and Sam Howell play football but it’s finally over. We don’t have to watch players play through concussions or have their hearts stop at midfield.

Here are the 7 biggest losers of NFL Week 18:

1. Green Bay Packers

The Packers were just eliminated from the playoffs by their division rival, Detroit Lions, on Sunday Night Football in front of all the hoes. The team finished 8-9 and essentially wasted the 2022 season by giving Aaron Rodgers a cute little farewell tour knowing he’s not coming back next season instead of finding out if Jordan Love is good enough to be a starting quarterback in this league.

This is the guy Green Bay decided to ride with:

THAT ONE COUNTS

Kerby Joseph OWNS Aaron Rodgers
pic.twitter.com/jYO0dbIVRd

— Barstool Detroit (@BSMotorCity) January 9, 2023

That’s Kerby Joseph’s third interception off Rodgers this season by the way.

Rodgers’s 12 interceptions this season are the second most he’s thrown in his career. Always important to give the keys to the washed asshole who has one foot out the door as opposed to discovering if the guy you traded up and used a first-round pick on can play in the NFL.

Also, fuck Quay Walker while we’re here.

Quay Walker is a clown for this man …out of all the weeks …respect the medical staff man 🤦🏽‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/JW4zvMpaQV

— NFL Daily (@SportsContent23) January 9, 2023

You have to read the room, man. This is NOT the week to beat up the medical staff.

2. Houston Texans

The Houston Texans deserve all the hell that comes their way. They were accomplices in Deshaun Watson’s dick flash adventures by paying for hotel rooms and sweeping women’s complaints under the rug.

They hired Lovie Smith to coach a roster completely absent of talent and fired him after one season because that’s what the worst organizations do.

They only give black coaches an opportunity when the team wants to tank for a great quarterback prospect and then they hire the young offensive genius—who of course is white—so that he can win with the QB prospect thus continuing the cycle and re-affirming their biases that black coaches are losers and white coaches win.

So round of a-fucking-pplause to Lovie Smith for going for two to beat the Colts on Sunday and ensuring the Texans can’t get the no. 1 pick in the draft. What a king.

3. The Chargers Super Bowl hopes

There will always be a debate on whether or not teams should play their starters in the final week of the season when they’ve already clinched a playoff berth. The Chargers were in a specifically meaningless game as no matter what the outcome of their game, Los Angeles was going to be the no. 5 seed. They could ONLY be injured if they played. Seriously, there was nothing positive that could’ve happened against the Broncos.

Scary news for the #Chargers WR Mike Williams being carted off the field in denver! pic.twitter.com/PUYr3ujoWW

— Jayson Ortiz (@Jayson_ortiz) January 8, 2023

The Chargers lost Mike Williams—the leading receiver on their team—and Joey Bosa—their no. 1 pass rusher. Oh, and they still lost to the Russell Wilson-led Denver Broncos. It’s time to send the Chargers to the Canadian Football League.

4. Mac Jones

I have no idea what the future holds for the New England Patriots and Mac Jones. They needed a win against the Bills to make the playoffs. They gave up two kickoff touchdowns and looked prepared to start their vacations.

But let’s talk about Mac Jones who lost his starting job to Bailey Zappe at one point this season and finished the year off with a lovely 3 interception game. Let’s look at his final season stats and where they rank amongst other QBs:

2,997 passing yards (18th)
14 touchdowns (23rd)
11 interceptions (5th nice!)
35.9 QBR (28th)

I will never forget former NFL quarterback, Mac Jones. What a run.

5. Urban Meyer

The Jacksonville Jaguars just casually clinched a playoff berth a year after firing Urban Meyer. Trevor Lawrence looked like a bust last season and now he’s easily a Top 10 quarterback in this league.

Marvin Jones on the notion the #Jaguars were broken after last year with Urban Meyer.

“I think one person was broken. It wasn’t us,” he said.

— Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) January 8, 2023

Former players are jumping off the top rope to attack Urban.

Now there are rumors Urban Meyer might take over at Michigan if/when Jim Harbaugh moves on to the NFL which is hilarious considering Harbough is leaving Michigan with the NCAA investigating them for potential violations.

I am praying that only bad things continue to happen to this alcoholic sociopath.

6. Davis Webb

When Davis Webb arrived at Texas Tech, he immediately asked Baker Mayfield to run and grab him a towel. He somehow had more irrational confidence than Baker Mayfield—the poster child of irrational confidence.

Fast forward to 2023 and Webb finally had his opportunity to start and NFL game. If I was a more positive person I’d say he was a winner for playing and blah blah but nope. I watched that terrible game and I watched Webb struggle all game long.

Shout out to Davis for his first and FINAL NFL start. Also, Daniel Jones deserves so much more credit for having a winning record with the Giants receivers. OH brother, they stink.