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NFL Week 8 Awards

I’ll be honest, a looooot of dogshit football this week. Every year I forgot the brutality and cost of this enterprise, where, by week 8, you’re mostly watching minor leaguers try, with all their might, to stop the few remaining true superstars still standing. Like, why did I just watch Andy Dalton play football in […]

“Skate on the demo like Vladimir Tarasenko”, Gabe ‘Nandez Leaves Earth on Sortilège

“Skate on the demo like Vladimir Tarasenko/ Need a ballerina to tweak like Valentina Shevchenko”, haunts Gabe Nandez over a crime jazz beat produced by Preservation to open Bascinet, easily one of the best rap records of the year. Gabe Nandez delivers proverbs, axioms, with hypnotizing flashes of introcate multisyllabic rhymes. “Stacking my medals like […]

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NBA

10 Genius, Correct and Galaxy-Brained Predictions For The 2025-2026 NBA Season

The 2025-26 NBA season starts this week. Can the Oklahoma City Thunder become back-to-back champions? Will Nikola Jokic win another MVP? Is this LeBron James’s last NBA season? Will Victor Wembanyama dominate? Probably. Let’s make predictions based on out-of-context historical precedents, random coincidences, hunches, women’s intuition, delusions of grandeur and dreams provided by marijuana leaves. […]

2025 NYC Mayoral Showdown

This is an edition of the newsletter Let’s Get This Dread, in which the columnist weighs in on hot topics in culture. Sign up here to get it in your inbox. Next month, NYC will have a new king of rats. Who can follow in the footsteps of the great Mike Bloomberg, one of the wealthiest […]

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NFL

I Wish That Didn’t Happen

The New York Giants are 79-132 since winning the Super Bowl in 2011. Then Eli Manning began to melt upon making eye contact with pass rushers. Odell Beckham Jr refused to visit a mental health specialist. Daniel Jones routinely visiting a spine specialist. Ben McAdoo fired. Pat Shurmur fired. Joe Judge fired. Saquon Barkley moving […]

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NBA

Russell Westbrook Joins The Kings Carnival, Malcolm Brogdon Hangs Them Up and Jonathan Kuminga Officially Becomes a Warrior

BREAKING: Nine-time NBA All-Star Russell Westbrook has agreed on a deal to sign with the Sacramento Kings, Jeff Schwartz of Excel Sports Management tells ESPN. The 2017 league MVP enters his 18th NBA season. pic.twitter.com/Y0SrfKJrcf — Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) October 15, 2025   Russell Westbrook signs with Sacramento Kings The 2017 MVP. 9-time All-NBA. 9-time […]

Top 10 Favorite Eric Adams Moments

I don’t live in NYC. Fortunately, I’m close enough to have spent the last 4 years within the news cyclone of Mayor Eric Adams—who recently announced the end of his re-election campaign. Zohran Mamdani was dominating the zeitgeist—hitting Eric Adams with body shots as Eric Adams was out late, doing body shots off Latina bartenders, […]

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