I want to start off by saying, Miss Linda Holliday, my DMs are open if you want to discuss any harm this Jordon Hudson woman has caused you. Text me. I’m here for you. Linda Holliday—a lovely woman, I’m sure—dated future Hall of Fame NFL coach, Bill Belichick, for 16 years prior to his, uh, […]
I’ve fallen out of love with college basketball. Well, let me specify men’s college basketball. Shout out to my ladies though. They actually know how to dribble, pass and shoot. Men’s basketball is 8 raw athletes who can touch the top of the backboard—by either simply jumping to touch the top or with their horrendous […]
You are not allowed entry into this country without being asked your opinion on Disney’s new Snow White remake. Every job interview starts and ends with you checking a box, yes or no, whether or not you believe Disney has gone too woke. I left my house to get the mail this morning and a […]
Tiger Woods has had a decent life. Woods has won 15 Major Championships, like, 15 more than I have. His 82 PGA Tour wins are tied with Sam Snead for the most of all time. He’s made an estimated $1.8 in career earnings—just hitting a little ball into another little hole in the ground. Tiger […]
After decades of tyranny against male expression and individuality to manufacture some antiquated depiction of “class” and “professionalism”, the New York Yankees have finally ended their fascist policy against beards, allowing their players to now grow facial hair. High-ranking Yankees officials, including owner Hal Steinbrenner, spoke with a number of players and former players […]
Growing up, Hooters was where your dad took you to make sure you weren’t gay. And now, future generations of fathers will lose their favorite conversion camp thanks to wokeness ending Hooters and leading to their bankruptcy. Here’s the bad news according to Bloomberg: Hooters of America is working with creditors on a plan to […]
I hate seeing leaked text messages hit the timeline. Always feels like a massive invasion of privacy and makes intimate, personal conversations sound insane when broadcast to the public. I read every single text screenshot I see but I’m not proud about it. Over the weekend, I saw a screenshot I absolutely should not have. […]
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